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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:30 am

Isn't the only rule - "Don't dis bacon"? :dunno:
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Jason » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:31 am

Depends. In certain areas more rules apply i.e. don't make a joke about the abundance of pubic hair. Ever.

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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Kristie » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:32 am

Făkünamę wrote:Depends. In certain areas more rules apply i.e. don't make a joke about the abundance of pubic hair. Ever.
I think that rule only applies to you. :tea:

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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:32 am

FBM wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:There was a member on Ratskep called 'Matty Ejaculate Lovetinkle'. Going by his posts here, I'd suspect it is the same guy. He was a pretty funny guy when he wasn't being a twat.

Maybe somebody gave him the misinformation that because moderation here is (reputedly) more lax it means that anything goes. Wrong.
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Jason » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:41 am

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Făkünamę wrote:Depends. In certain areas more rules apply i.e. don't make a joke about the abundance of pubic hair. Ever.
I think that rule only applies to you. :tea:
Double standards eh? Well two can play at that game. :razzle:

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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Kristie » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:43 am

Făkünamę wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Depends. In certain areas more rules apply i.e. don't make a joke about the abundance of pubic hair. Ever.
I think that rule only applies to you. :tea:
Double standards eh? Well two can play at that game. :razzle:
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Jason » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:44 am

:eddy:

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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Kristie » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:45 am

Games that involve stroking? Why, yes!

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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:54 am

Has anyone inserted Tab A into Slot B yet?
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by FBM » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:11 am

I kissed a Slot B and liked it.
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:12 am

Just put it on my tab.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:20 am

Oh, and where's Ian?!?
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Mysturji » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:40 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:There was a member on Ratskep called 'Matty Ejaculate Lovetinkle'. Going by his posts here, I'd suspect it is the same guy. He was a pretty funny guy when he wasn't being a twat.
When was that?
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by Kristie » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:05 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Oh, and where's Ian?!?
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Re: Please to insert Tab A into Slot B

Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:13 pm

Seems like that may have been that, then.
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