What an utter load of bullshit. How the fuck does wanking make you more selfish or introverted? It can relieve anxiety that magnifies introversion. And as for it making you less able to open your heart to love, how does that work exactly? Because if you can get yourself off you'll not look for other people to do it for you? You will, trust me, you will. And if it makes it so that you are more likely to choose others to be with based on who they are and not just cause they can get you off, wouldn't that be a good thingMasturbation is forbidden for every Catholic. The reason is that it makes us more selfish, more introverted and less able to open your heart in love to other people.
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I believe it.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Not me. I'm a saint.SteveB wrote:I've sinned about 7000 times in that regard.
Probably a lot less than the rest of you sinners.
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Being at sea for months at a time made me appreciate the ability to "take the edge off" when I needed to. If I couldn't have done that there would have been some serious slaughter.rachelbean wrote:What an utter load of bullshit. How the fuck does wanking make you more selfish or introverted? It can relieve anxiety that magnifies introversion. And as for it making you less able to open your heart to love, how does that work exactly? Because if you can get yourself off you'll not look for other people to do it for you? You will, trust me, you will. And if it makes it so that you are more likely to choose others to be with based on who they are and not just cause they can get you off, wouldn't that be a good thingMasturbation is forbidden for every Catholic. The reason is that it makes us more selfish, more introverted and less able to open your heart in love to other people.
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Some US sailors - in WW II didn't so much as see a woman for a couple of years. And I literally mean see.
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Very true. The lucky ones saw a nurse now and then. And the nurses' quarters had Marine guards. Rumors that the nurses did the guards favors to make them protective are generally discounted.klr wrote:Some US sailors - in WW II didn't so much as see a woman for a couple of years. And I literally mean see.
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klr wrote:Some US sailors - in WW II didn't so much as see a woman for a couple of years. And I literally mean see.
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So this brings up the navy question: were there at least sinks in the bunk rooms? Free paper towels provided by janitors to help clean up?
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By whom?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Very true. The lucky ones saw a nurse now and then. And the nurses' quarters had Marine guards. Rumors that the nurses did the guards favors to make them protective are generally discounted.klr wrote:Some US sailors - in WW II didn't so much as see a woman for a couple of years. And I literally mean see.
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Polite society, old bean.Mysturji wrote:By whom?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Very true. The lucky ones saw a nurse now and then. And the nurses' quarters had Marine guards. Rumors that the nurses did the guards favors to make them protective are generally discounted.klr wrote:Some US sailors - in WW II didn't so much as see a woman for a couple of years. And I literally mean see.
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Actually it doesn't, it just says that if you wish to live a proper Catholic life, you should try to abstain from sin, Onanism being a sin because it's (according to Catholic doctrine) done purely for personal pleasure and not for the purposes of procreation, which is what the Church holds is the purpose of sexual relations between a man and wife. But the Church also recognizes that we are but human beings, and will inevitably sin, which is why they have Confession and expiation of sin. So wank all you want, and then go confess and ask for absolution, which will be granted. Then go and sin no more.Rum wrote:An evil religion which makes every natural and joyous human activity a sin. Nasty lot.
Within marriage, Catholics can be quite a randy bunch. Plus, there's no prohibition on drinking.
If you don't like restricting sex to the marriage relationship for the purpose of raising children, don't be a Catholic. Nobody's forcing anyone to be Catholic.
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Better 2 or 3 then.Rum wrote:A wank a day keeps the pope at bay!
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Ok. You got me. This is the real reason I became an atheist.
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Eh? I was a sinner, and not repentant before I came to the conclusion that chretinity was just not worth it... too absurd by half, and not rewarding.
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Many people have and still are being forced to be Catholic. Or at least have little choice in the matter with threats of cajoling, ostracism and even violence for daring to try to leave it. Though thankfully not in the West. At least not any more. My grandfather certainly couldn't of gotten away with anti-Church rhetoric the way I do without putting himself at risk.Seth wrote:Nobody's forcing anyone to be Catholic.
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