The Good Things About North Korea

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Re: The Good Things About North Korea

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:12 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:China should just invade and consume NK. Would anyone care?
A million lives lost in a war would probably make someone care. It's not as if China can just waltz across the border and seize power in a bloodless coup.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:13 pm

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rEvolutionist wrote:China should just invade and consume NK. Would anyone care?
The NK's would probably have a better standard of living...
North Korea would kill Chinese as fast as they could come across the border. The North Koreans don't like the Chinese, and that feeling is mutual.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:44 pm

Drive in with trucks full of food. They'd swap sides in a flash. :)
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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:49 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:China should just invade and consume NK. Would anyone care?
The NK's would probably have a better standard of living...
North Korea would kill Chinese as fast as they could come across the border. The North Koreans don't like the Chinese, and that feeling is mutual.

Koreans don't even like each other.
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Coito ergo sum wrote:
JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:China should just invade and consume NK. Would anyone care?
The NK's would probably have a better standard of living...
North Korea would kill Chinese as fast as they could come across the border. The North Koreans don't like the Chinese, and that feeling is mutual.
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Post by FBM » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:20 am

NK has a million-strong military, but according to defectors and that one NK soldier who just walked across the DMZ a few weeks ago, the soldiers in out-lying posts aren't getting enough rations to sustain themselves. My guess is that they'd welcome anybody who brought them a sammich. Even the soldiers that the newest Kim takes photos with are visibly emaciated.
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Re: The Good Things About North Korea

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:36 am

China could treat NK as another Tibet, without any pesky Buddhist priests...
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Post by FBM » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:36 am

Rodman Says N.Korean Leader Wants President Obama to Call Him



Former U.S. basketball star Dennis Rodman, who recently visited North Korea, says that the country's leader Kim Jong-un wants U.S. President Barack Obama to telephone him.

"I think he's going to change something because he's got a different view, because I sat with him for two days. And the one thing he asked me to give [President Barack] Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing: Call him."

Rodman told ABC television's "This Week" program that North Korea's young leader likes basketball, as does President Obama, and Rodman suggested that the two could start bonding over their common interest in the sport.

The former NBA player, known for his flamboyant look and provocative statements, spoke after returning from a trip to the communist country where he was filming a documentary. He said he does not condone everything Kim Jong-un does, but that he likes him as a person and considers him a friend.

The U.S. State Department has made it clear that Rodman's visit was strictly private. Officials criticized North Korea last week for wining and dining the former star while its own people go hungry.

Rodman was the highest-profile American to meet Kim Jong-un since he inherited power from his father Kim Jong-il in 2011.

Relations between the two countries have deteriorated since North Korea's rocket launch in December and its third nuclear test last month.

VOA News / Mar. 04, 2013 08:18 KST
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:36 am

Dennis Rodman?!! Lol. It's hard to take anything that man says seriously.. :hehe:
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Post by FBM » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:42 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Dennis Rodman?!! Lol. It's hard to take anything that man says seriously.. :hehe:

Separated at birth, maybe?
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:21 pm

Kim Jong Un looking at things:

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Re: The Good Things About North Korea

Post by SteveB » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:31 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Kim Jong Un looking at things:
Makes me wonder if he can look at anything without having someone else look at it at the same time...:eddy: Ahhh..the power of an autocrat. Refreshing!
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