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Damned Dirty Apes!

Post by Jason » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:20 am

Planet of the Apes marathon on AMC for the next 7 hours. :D

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Re: Damned Dirty Apes!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:33 am

Făkünamę wrote:Planet of the Apes marathon on AMC for the next 7 hours. :D
They ran "Die Hard" movies back to back to welcome the newest one. 697 minutes of Brucie. :smug:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:39 am

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:05 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:Fuck.
That ain't shit. They ran the extended versions of LOTR in theaters before "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Adventure" was shown at midnight.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:22 am

I've been meaning to pick up the Planet of the Apes boxed set! I don't really remember any of them except the first.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:28 am

tattuchu wrote:I've been meaning to pick up the Planet of the Apes boxed set! I don't really remember any of them except the first.
There's a reason for that. :snooze:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:33 am

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tattuchu wrote:I've been meaning to pick up the Planet of the Apes boxed set! I don't really remember any of them except the first.
There's a reason for that. :snooze:
Yeah I figure the first is the best. Still, I remember little snippets of the others, and what little I remember makes me want to see them again. Fuck, just to marvel at the make-up is enough.

I've also been meaning forever to pick up Pierre Boulle's book.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by tattuchu » Mon May 27, 2013 1:48 am

Holy Christ I was unprepared for what an utter and complete steaming pile of fucking shit the second one is :ddpan:
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Post by SteveB » Mon May 27, 2013 2:05 am

tattuchu wrote:Holy Christ I was unprepared for what an utter and complete steaming pile of fucking shit the second one is :ddpan:
That Bruce Willis turd is hard to wash out too. You'll die before you get it out.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 27, 2013 4:06 am

Get your cold, dead hand off my gun you damned, dirty ape! :lay:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 27, 2013 1:46 pm

tattuchu wrote:Holy Christ I was unprepared for what an utter and complete steaming pile of fucking shit the second one is :ddpan:
Like I said, "there's a reason for that."
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Post by klr » Mon May 27, 2013 2:13 pm

tattuchu wrote:Holy Christ I was unprepared for what an utter and complete steaming pile of fucking shit the second one is :ddpan:
:lol:

But then, I saw them all about 20 years ago. I think they were shown as a series over a number of Friday nights. :what:
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Re: Damned Dirty Apes!

Post by tattuchu » Tue May 28, 2013 1:21 am

Just watched Escape From the Planet of the Apes, the third in the series. Strange that I'd never seen it before. This one had a made-for-TV feel to it, but it at least was a much more professional affair than the second. I wasn't expecting it to be so funny, that was a surprise as well. The second half kind of dragged a bit, lacked suspense, and should have been darker given the subject matter. But overall this was definitely worth a watch. Cornelius and Zira played the leads here. They were always the stars anyway as far as I was concerned.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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