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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by FBM » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:28 am

Taking the "it's possible" approach is the mainstay of the tinfoil hat crowd. You need to point out something that can't be explained by anything else but post-processing.
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Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:30 am

Right. Personally, I'm sure it's legit. I'm curious what that odd bit is at the end of the top barrel.. perhaps it's the shot cup, nevertheless there is nothing to suggest it's a shop.

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Re: The conspiracy theorists are at it again! Skeetergate!

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:33 am

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Scrumple wrote:Modern cameras are multi-focus and produce a nuanced depth of field. Just saying that doesn't appear to be the case here and is reminiscent of a known journalistic technique for artificially rendering a depth of field effect in sporting events.
Dood. No camera technology is going to change the physics of light. Multi-focus means within the existing depth of field, not beyond it. On the same focal plane. The only one that's possible to manipulate due to the laws of physics. I have a pretty cutting-edge camera and it has no function whatsoever that can simultaneously focus fore- and background images with a fast shutter speed. It just don't work that way.
Not that you are wrong, but there's a technique called "focus stacking" that can allow you render a greater depth of field. If I'm not mistaken, most advanced cameras now will allow you to bracket focussing.
Yeah, exposure bracketing is possible, but multiple shots within one shotgun blast? You need a motionless subject for that, I think. Anyway, I'm not saying that it's impossible to shop something like that. With today's technology, hell no, it's not impossible. I'm just saying that there's nothing in that image that requires shopping. Everything I see can be explained by perfectly ordinary photographic principles.
Yep. Focus stacking will only really work for still nature.
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Făkünamę wrote:Right. Personally, I'm sure it's legit. I'm curious what that odd bit is at the end of the top barrel.. perhaps it's the shot cup, nevertheless there is nothing to suggest it's a shop.
Good question. It could just be a fleeting pocket of compressed gas. http://thechive.com/2009/02/07/frame-by ... -5-photos/
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:43 am

Has anyone mentioned chemtrails yet? :ask: :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:48 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Has anyone mentioned chemtrails yet? :ask: :coffee:
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:50 am

That could be Marxist Mind Control Gas (MMCGTM) coming out the end of that barrel. Just sayin'....
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Post by Robert_S » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:43 am

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:12 pm

Remember when "the camera never lies" was taken for granted? (Even if it was never true.)
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:00 pm

Robert_S wrote:
Făkünamę wrote: In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.
True enough, but hunting is something central to her persona. Obama's just trying to show pretend he isn't a hoplophobe.
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There is also nothing at all wrong with hunting. :coffee:

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Post by cronus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:02 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Făkünamę wrote: In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.
True enough, but hunting is something central to her persona. Obama's just trying to show pretend he isn't a hoplophobe.
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There is also nothing at all wrong with hunting. :coffee:
Other than it being a passtime implicated in countless extinctions...
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:23 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Făkünamę wrote: In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.
True enough, but hunting is something central to her persona. Obama's just trying to show pretend he isn't a hoplophobe.
:fix:

There is also nothing at all wrong with hunting. :coffee:
Other than it being a passtime implicated in countless extinctions...
As was buying meat for food.

The passenger pigeon was, for example, hunted to extinction, but people ate them. Same with the dodo bird. So, the people buying meat from the butcher were as much to blame as the hunter. That's why buying hamburgers but descrying a hunter for carving up venison is, to me, rather ironic (in the popular sense of the word ironic).

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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:15 pm

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Post by Tero » Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:41 pm

At least the real Obama posed sometime somewhere. The barn door was repaired. He shoots left handed as he would.

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Post by klr » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:31 pm

Robert_S wrote:Official Whitehouse Exif data: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse ... hotostream
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