'Skeet' is jizz, semen or, as a verb, ejaculating.Svartalf wrote:I'll bite, what am I missing?FBM wrote:hadespussercats wrote:It's obvious he was talking about shooting a different kind of skeet.
They want pictures? Is that even legal?
Republicans don't understand black slang.I wonder how many Ratz understand that?
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My answer was funnier. 

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This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
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How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?
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Shooting skeet is shooting skeet.Făkünamę wrote:How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?

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Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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He does appear to be shooting both holes there?Robert_S wrote:Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.

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And also accurate.Făkünamę wrote:My answer was funnier.

Yeah, because a) he didn't do well among blacks in either election and b) he still gives a shit what voters think despite not needing them anymore.Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.

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It wasn't as sad as Sarah Palin's performance.Scrumple wrote:He does appear to be shooting both holes there?Robert_S wrote:Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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I think you're giving the voting people too much credit.Scrumple wrote:Shooting skeet is shooting skeet.Făkünamę wrote:How the fuck do you figure shooting skeet (A stereotypical past time of the absurdly wealthy) is going to bond him with the black male vote?
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In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.Robert_S wrote:It wasn't as sad as Sarah Palin's performance.Scrumple wrote:He does appear to be shooting both holes there?Robert_S wrote:Heh, I read it as an attempt to bond with the rednecks. But Obama's nowhere near a redneck so it doesn't really come off.Scrumple wrote:This is just a puerile slightly sexist attempt to bond with the male black vote even though he is doing slightly less than nothing for the black community at large. I find it pathetic really coming from a President.
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True enough, but hunting is something central to her persona. Obama's just trying to show he isn't a hoplophobe.Făkünamę wrote: In all fairness, that rifle will have far more recoil than Obama's top-vented 20 gauge.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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When I had a shotgun, it never did that weird venting sideways thing...
It just fucked up rabbits to the max...
It just fucked up rabbits to the max...
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Just looking at the wagging the dog. 

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20 gauges are for wusses,,,
Real men fire 12 gauges...
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