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Narraback
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by Narraback » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:52 pm
I was directed here by an existing forum member, so I thought I'd say Hi !
I may lurk for a few weeks, just to feel my way around, but I will post eventually

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Bella Fortuna
- Sister Golden Hair
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- About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
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by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:57 pm
Welcome!
Who may we thank or chastise (as appropriate)?

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klr
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by klr » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:58 pm
Narraback wrote:I was directed here by an existing forum member, so I thought I'd say Hi !
I may lurk for a few weeks, just to feel my way around, but I will post eventually

It's a trap to lure you in
I've said too much.

God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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Jason
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by Jason » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:14 pm
Oh good! Someone new to stalk.

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hadespussercats
- I've come for your pants.
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- About me: Looks pretty good, coming out of the back of his neck like that.
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by hadespussercats » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:27 pm
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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Deep Sea Isopod
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by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:54 am
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous

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JimC
- The sentimental bloke
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- About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
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by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:32 am
Gin, bacon, cheese, guns...
That's the forum, in order of importance...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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rachelbean
- "awesome."
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by rachelbean » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:56 am
Hello, and welcome
I'm sure you've been prepped on the initiation rights? It starts with you telling us about your favorite cheese

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Jason
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by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:04 am
Not everything here is a euphemism, but you can pretend they are.

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Clinton Huxley
- 19th century monkeybitch.
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by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:38 am
"We've got some lumps of it round the back"
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JimC
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by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:40 am
And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Jason
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by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:48 am
JimC wrote:And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Bollocks! Can't they swing both ways?
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Clinton Huxley
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by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 am
Under the new regs, don't all new members have to marry Rum?
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JimC
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by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 am
Făkünamę wrote:JimC wrote:And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Bollocks! Can't they swing both ways?
Yes, but not at the same time, or it gets messy...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Jason
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by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 am
We hope you enjoyed this sample of Ratzian repartee and will come again.
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