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Post by Narraback » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:52 pm

I was directed here by an existing forum member, so I thought I'd say Hi !

I may lurk for a few weeks, just to feel my way around, but I will post eventually :biggrin:

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Bella Fortuna
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:57 pm

Welcome! :cheers:

Who may we thank or chastise (as appropriate)? :biggrin:
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Post by klr » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:58 pm

Narraback wrote:I was directed here by an existing forum member, so I thought I'd say Hi !

I may lurk for a few weeks, just to feel my way around, but I will post eventually :biggrin:
It's a trap to lure you in :demon:

I've said too much. :hehe:
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Post by Jason » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:14 pm

Oh good! Someone new to stalk. :ninja:

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hadespussercats
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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:27 pm

:hiwave:
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.

Listen. No one listens. Meow.

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:54 am

:biggrin:
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:32 am

Gin, bacon, cheese, guns...

That's the forum, in order of importance...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: Hello !

Post by rachelbean » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:56 am

Hello, and welcome :cheers:

I'm sure you've been prepped on the initiation rights? It starts with you telling us about your favorite cheese :teef:

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Re: Hello !

Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:04 am

Not everything here is a euphemism, but you can pretend they are. :tea:

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:38 am

"We've got some lumps of it round the back"
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:40 am

And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: Hello !

Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:48 am

JimC wrote:And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Bollocks! Can't they swing both ways?

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Clinton Huxley
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 am

Under the new regs, don't all new members have to marry Rum?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 am

Făkünamę wrote:
JimC wrote:And you need to decide whether you identify with the actress or the bishop...
Bollocks! Can't they swing both ways?
Yes, but not at the same time, or it gets messy...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: Hello !

Post by Jason » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 am

We hope you enjoyed this sample of Ratzian repartee and will come again.

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