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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by cronus » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:41 pm

“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Tyrannical » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:17 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Female housework"????? :what:

Bullshit. Sharing housework pays huge dividends in my experience. :tea:
Ha! We're on to those female lies. And to think my own wife thought I'd be gullible enough to fall for that.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by laklak » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:33 pm

'Course they don't. Women want a real man. One that sits in front of the TV with camo pants and hiking boots, deer blood in his hair, drinking a beer and farting while watching fooball.

Them alls a buncha pansy ass no pussy getting fags.

Where's my goddamn BEER, woman?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by rachelbean » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:22 pm

Me and Pappa both work full-time and we both do housework, and he gets laid a LOT.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:26 pm

rachelbean wrote:Me and Pappa both work full-time and we both do housework, and he gets laid a LOT.
FACT!!!1!
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by hadespussercats » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:24 am

I do think it's interesting that you write "have less sex," not "get less sex."

Maybe men who do housework aren't in the mood so much. Maybe they're tired. A nice backrub, and they've fallen asleep.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Tero » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:28 am

Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Me and Pappa both work full-time and we both do housework, and he gets laid a LOT.
FACT!!!1!
So you are saying there is no quota you need to reach first for any privileges?
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Jason » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:58 am

laklak wrote:'Course they don't. Women want a real man. One that sits in front of the TV with camo pants and hiking boots, deer blood in his hair, drinking a beer and farting while watching fooball.

Them alls a buncha pansy ass no pussy getting fags.

Where's my goddamn BEER, woman?
Damn right!

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Pappa » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:20 am

Tero wrote:
Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Me and Pappa both work full-time and we both do housework, and he gets laid a LOT.
FACT!!!1!
So you are saying there is no quota you need to reach first for any privileges?
Nope, no quota.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by JimC » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:21 am

Must scrub harder...
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by rachelbean » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:23 am

Tero wrote:
Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Me and Pappa both work full-time and we both do housework, and he gets laid a LOT.
FACT!!!1!
So you are saying there is no quota you need to reach first for any privileges?
No. Gross.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by cronus » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:27 am

A real woman delights in being a homemaker. :coffee:
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by rachelbean » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:35 am

Scrumple wrote:A real woman delights in being a homemaker. :coffee:
Oh, get fucked.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:44 am

rachelbean wrote:
Scrumple wrote:A real woman delights in being a homemaker. :coffee:
Oh, get fucked.
If it's by you, he's going to go on and on like that.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Jason » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:46 am

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