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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:03 pm

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rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas :think:
But people who don't help with housework are cunts...
Now to literally fuck myself...
Literally? Like, with a book? :think:
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by mistermack » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:30 pm

JimC wrote:For me, mopping the floors is a damn good aerobic workout...
This is not a joke, it's true.
I once was in agony with a bad back, and I smashed a big jar of something on the floor.
I got a bowl of water and a container, got down on my hands and knees, and picked up all the glass, and then mopped the floor by hand with a rag.
When I'd finished, I got up, and my back was completely better, and didn't hurt again.
A miracle, just like those con-merchants who fuck about with you.
Try it, if you suffer from a bad back. It's free, and the floor is nice and clean after.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Kristie » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:43 pm

Seeing a man do dishes and fold laundry is HOT!! Hubby definitely gets more nookie if he helps me with housework that day.
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:23 pm

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laklak wrote:bowl. spoon. knife.

'nuff said.
And you're ready to perform a home lobotomy!
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Post by cronus » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:24 pm

Anecdotes from a social subgroup who've been hook line and sinkered by the liberal brainwashing with regard equality and we are all the same despite the evidence of their own eyes with regards this world in which we all live. :coffee:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:30 pm

Kristie wrote:Seeing a man do dishes and fold laundry is HOT!! Hubby definitely gets more nookie if he helps me with housework that day.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:32 pm

I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:33 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

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It may need it again by now.
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Post by cronus » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:40 pm

I get enough, somedays too much even, despite doing sod all around the house. :coffee:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:44 pm

Scrumple wrote:I get enough, somedays too much even, despite doing sod all around the house. :coffee:
Stop being such a bloomin' downer, then. :lay:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:53 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

:levi:
It may need it again by now.
The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:05 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

:levi:
It may need it again by now.
The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.
You scrubbed it out of existence... :?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:30 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I scrubbed the shower once (about thirty years ago) without being asked.

:levi:
It may need it again by now.
The building isn't there any more, so you're probably right. Wherever it is, it's probably dirty.
You scrubbed it out of existence... :?
At one point I was considering it.
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:34 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
The bacteria, moulds and cockroaches... :?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:38 pm

JimC wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
The bacteria, moulds and cockroaches... :?
And Feck.
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