Husbands who do female housework have less sex
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Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
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Hang on a minute:
The dirty whores, they're sleeping around.
So in fact the survey proves that if your wife starts doing more housework it's a guilt reflex caused by the fact she's being poked by your neighbour.
How are the women having more frequent sex than the men?Men in the study reported having had sex an average of 5.2 times in the month prior to the survey while women reported 5.6 times on average
The dirty whores, they're sleeping around.
So in fact the survey proves that if your wife starts doing more housework it's a guilt reflex caused by the fact she's being poked by your neighbour.
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I vacuum, mop floors and do a fair amount of the washing up.Scrumple wrote:Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
Mostly because they are straightforward, unlike cooking...

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I do all that and the cooking and we do sex stuff quite a lot!JimC wrote:I vacuum, mop floors and do a fair amount of the washing up.Scrumple wrote:Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
Mostly because they are straightforward, unlike cooking...
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I'm good at cooking and sexing, housework not so much.
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Is it cause they don't want to get the sheets dirty? They'll have to do the laundry and all.
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So close...rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas
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These women live on a different planet.HomerJay wrote:Hang on a minute:
How are the women having more frequent sex than the men?Men in the study reported having had sex an average of 5.2 times in the month prior to the survey while women reported 5.6 times on average
The dirty whores, they're sleeping around.
So in fact the survey proves that if your wife starts doing more housework it's a guilt reflex caused by the fact she's being poked by your neighbour.
I've been proposing a control planet for ages. We put it on the same orbit as earth but 6 months away. It will have small control population. We'll study both sex and house work and global warming. We can also study the affect of sex on global warming.
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I wonder if they studies households with gay couples?
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But people who don't help with housework are cunts...rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas
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I still remember the day Mom put an orange crate up to the sink and showed David and me how to do dishes. I didn't know that would go on for another 13 years.Bella Fortuna wrote:But people who don't help with housework are cunts...rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas

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Hey I wash a cup from time to time, I'm a new man how dare they talk about tradition!!! The bastards will all claim we speak english next.
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Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
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Why do we need more than 1 cup bowl and plate? You just rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.
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If you don't have a dog.Tero wrote:Why do we need more than 1 cup bowl and plate? You just rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.
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