Thank you. I'll try it!Trinity wrote:Find a local beekeeper and he/she will come and smoke them out and take them away. We had a swarm a few yrs ago and our local Beekeeper came and did just what I said.
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I keep reading this thread title as "Bookkeeping". 

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I am surprised that so many approve!
Maybe we could have a forum charity when I start making honey and cider? Sell it on donate? I dunno. It will be a while, right now it's a matter of R & D and summer is already here so it may be next spring when I buy a hive, but hey - it could work.
Maybe we could have a forum charity when I start making honey and cider? Sell it on donate? I dunno. It will be a while, right now it's a matter of R & D and summer is already here so it may be next spring when I buy a hive, but hey - it could work.
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I was hooked when I watched the video above. I am kind of an environmentalist on the quiet so this is a natural extension off that. I've always said that wherever the environment is good you'll find bees. They are such gentle and misunderstood creatures. I will just have to be careful that they don't sting my dogs to death. That would be heartbreaking. Other than that I want to make honey. Weird I know, but it genuinely fascinates me. I was especially enamoured at the idea of ordering a queen in the post (all the gay jokes have been done BTW).ScholasticSpastic wrote:I'm quite excited that you're considering becoming an Apiarist, Meeky! I find it a fascinating hobby and it is certainly something I would consider if I were a landed gentleman. I wish you luck in your beekeeping endeavors.
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I intend to keep bees sometime over the next couple of yrs. We have a guy who keeps some on our land and he gives us some honey when it's ready...so divine! There is like a shared resources attitude with beekeepers as some of the equipment can be expensive (centrifuge e.g.) so it's great that everyone is supportive of each other.
I want to do it properly though, leaving enough honey for the bees to feed rather than giving them sugar solution. Then make candles and stuff! I'm getting very excited. I'll shut up now...
I want to do it properly though, leaving enough honey for the bees to feed rather than giving them sugar solution. Then make candles and stuff! I'm getting very excited. I'll shut up now...
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Don't use suger solution you can buy blocks of "Bee Candy " to help the hives in hard times.Trinity wrote:I intend to keep bees sometime over the next couple of yrs. We have a guy who keeps some on our land and he gives us some honey when it's ready...so divine! There is like a shared resources attitude with beekeepers as some of the equipment can be expensive (centrifuge e.g.) so it's great that everyone is supportive of each other.
I want to do it properly though, leaving enough honey for the bees to feed rather than giving them sugar solution. Then make candles and stuff! I'm getting very excited. I'll shut up now...
Also be (bee) careful lots and lots of hives have been stolen this year !




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Good for you. Honey is the most ethical sweetener, and it's such a fascinating hobby.Trinity wrote:I intend to keep bees sometime over the next couple of yrs. We have a guy who keeps some on our land and he gives us some honey when it's ready...so divine! There is like a shared resources attitude with beekeepers as some of the equipment can be expensive (centrifuge e.g.) so it's great that everyone is supportive of each other.
I want to do it properly though, leaving enough honey for the bees to feed rather than giving them sugar solution. Then make candles and stuff! I'm getting very excited. I'll shut up now...
Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
Things Rum has diagnosed me with to date: "personality disorder", autism, Aspergers.Rum wrote:Did I leave out being a twat? (With ref to your sig)
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What? Who the fuck steals a beehive?mrenutt4 wrote:Don't use suger solution you can buy blocks of "Bee Candy " to help the hives in hard times.Trinity wrote:I intend to keep bees sometime over the next couple of yrs. We have a guy who keeps some on our land and he gives us some honey when it's ready...so divine! There is like a shared resources attitude with beekeepers as some of the equipment can be expensive (centrifuge e.g.) so it's great that everyone is supportive of each other.
I want to do it properly though, leaving enough honey for the bees to feed rather than giving them sugar solution. Then make candles and stuff! I'm getting very excited. I'll shut up now...
Also be (bee) careful lots and lots of hives have been stolen this year !
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Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
Things Rum has diagnosed me with to date: "personality disorder", autism, Aspergers.Rum wrote:Did I leave out being a twat? (With ref to your sig)
eRvin wrote:People can see what a fucking freak you are. Have you not noticed all the disparaging comments you get?
rum wrote:What a cunt you are. Truly.
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There are bears in the UK???Trinity wrote:Bears.

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