The Orgin of the Chav

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The Orgin of the Chav

Post by Lozzer » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Good afternoon, these is something I wrote today on the subject of yobs. It's very generic, but nonetheless accurate to what I've experienced and now feel. Debate, refute and correct my grammar please. Id like to send it to my local paper, I enjoy having my work published.





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Through the last decade in British culture, we have seen the development of thousands of youth movements. The majority of these 'movements' failed to have much of an influence on fellow youths, and subsequently, they fell short in competition. A small number of groups did succeed--as they have always done. With the development of certain music genres (chosen, stimulated and bought by the new youth demographic) in commercial industry, these youth groups grew in number. In time, they became a majority upon the youth scene leaving not only a deep impression in youth culture, but on society as a whole.

Many in good time have perished (or at least been corroded) as members matured physically as well as mentally. The continuity of these tribes of children depended (and still depends) upon the longevity of their chosen genre of music and the franchise which surrounds them. Without one there cannot be the other. Without a stimulus for rebellious thought, there can be no medium for revolutionary attire. I use the words ‘rebellious’ and ‘revolutionary’ to describe the Marxist pretence of their appearances, to consider them truly rebellious and revolutionary would be equally as mistaken as them.

The most predominant group of teenager is the Chav. With the corporate production of Rap music or Hip-hop, the Kev became the precursor for the Chav and swiftly died with the rest of its ‘gangsta’ evolutionary branches.
Though by no means is my understanding of the term ‘Chav’ widely accepted, from my own observations its became equally true as many other definitions—though many contradictions are made.

Some assert that Chavs are the simple excess of a working class society which lacks values or moderation. This is true to an extent; they share many imperatives with the rest of modern society, with the exception of Bourgeoisie morality as I shall explain in good time. With the application of wealthare for the masses came the inevitable fact that the proletariat now had the means for subsistence without having to sell labour to survive. Work was now completely optional, and those that continued to do so had enough income to become basic consumers. Paying for what one needed was unnecessary and wants became the priority. The luxuries that they were once denied to them due to circumstances imposed by the upper classes were now readily available so long as one had the cash (which they did).

Consumerists being consumerists supplied the hungry masses with what they wanted. Expensive jewellery, designer clothes, designer drugs and cheap alcohol were readily sold and purchased. When the labourers’ chav saplings eroded the society around them, the bourgeoisie complained of a ‘lack of morality’ in the ‘commoners’ and ‘yobs’. But the principles of the concerned bourgeoisie are exactly what caused such an outbreak in the first place. Principles designed to separate the unfavourable from the favoured (whether personal action or people) and after many years of economical and social segregation, the proletariat broke out into a frenzy of escalating consumption. The commercialists will continue to fulfil the materialistic desires of the chav so long as the chav is able. This is the price of greed and the cost of alienating entire peoples, but this like any other price is one capitalists and society at large are willing to pay. Lessons aren’t necessary when you can pay off the tutor, and neither is education relevant to her when she’s provided for. That is to say, no one is going to school today.
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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by charlou » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:33 am

Basically, capitalist big business exploits the in-group tribalism and social rebelliousness of youth by creating and feeding a false perception of radicalism among that youth.
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Post by Lozzer » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:44 am

Charlou wrote:Basically, capitalist big business exploits the in-group tribalism and social rebelliousness of youth by creating and feeding a false perception of radicalism among that youth.

Exactly :biggrin:
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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:48 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Very good! I likes it!

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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by charlou » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:56 am

Yes, a rather insightful observation.
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Post by Lozzer » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:10 pm

Thanks guys :D

I've been reading the Communist Manifesto and it just inspired a hell of a lot of explanations for me. Its just a shame not Chav is capable of reading it :ddpan:
I'm not sure if I want it published though, I'm scared I'll get smacked for it but someone who has misconstrued it. Living in a town which originally seeded the chavelution, there's many chavs about. I've seen them degenerate and grow at the same time. Besides that, I was recently assaulted by one the other day :D Its the thug equivalent of Newtons apple.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:13 pm

Lozzer wrote:Thanks guys :D

I've been reading the Communist Manifesto and it just inspired a hell of a lot of explanations for me. Its just a shame not Chav is capable of reading it :ddpan:
I'm not sure if I want it published though, I'm scared I'll get smacked for it but someone who has misconstrued it. Living in a town which originally seeded the chavelution, there's many chavs about. I've seen them degenerate and grow at the same time. Besides that, I was recently assaulted by one the other day :D Its the thug equivalent of Newtons apple.
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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by Lozzer » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:15 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Lozzer wrote:Thanks guys :D

I've been reading the Communist Manifesto and it just inspired a hell of a lot of explanations for me. Its just a shame not Chav is capable of reading it :ddpan:
I'm not sure if I want it published though, I'm scared I'll get smacked for it but someone who has misconstrued it. Living in a town which originally seeded the chavelution, there's many chavs about. I've seen them degenerate and grow at the same time. Besides that, I was recently assaulted by one the other day :D Its the thug equivalent of Newtons apple.
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And if I ever catch the little bugger I'll Socio-Anthropology his ass 8-)
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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by Tigger » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:31 pm

:tup:

Except the pic isn't quite right. The proper Chav has his burberry cap put on at a slight backward angle with the peak raised upwards, usually exposing the bewildered expression in his face.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:35 pm

Tigger wrote::tup:

Except the pic isn't quite right. The proper Chav has his burberry cap put on at a slight backward angle with the peak raised upwards, usually exposing the bewildered expression in his face.
I am sure you're aware that there are sub-tribes in the Chav Nation. Although generally similar, differences do appear due to divergence of environment, which is in turn do to non-locality of the marketing "message" to a geographically separate locales. I would assume.
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Post by Lozzer » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:11 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Tigger wrote::tup:

Except the pic isn't quite right. The proper Chav has his burberry cap put on at a slight backward angle with the peak raised upwards, usually exposing the bewildered expression in his face.
I am sure you're aware that there are sub-tribes in the Chav Nation. Although generally similar, differences do appear due to divergence of environment, which is in turn do to non-locality of the marketing "message" to a geographically separate locales. I would assume.

Yes that is correct.

Lingo used is also subjected to area among other things. Some of it is very funny in its futility (outsiders have trouble understanding it).

Then there's accents, which although keep their basic sound, mutate into something completely exorbitant. My favourite is the Bourgeoisie chav, these arise everywhere where there is economical stability but not enough ostentation. The child of the middle class man becomes bored and envious and thus turns to 'gangstahood' . Hilarious really, they talk to their friends in muffled and rude tones but when their parents are near its all 'yes mother dearest'. Reminds me very much of Armstrong and Miller's sketch

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Post by Pappa » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:24 am

Charlou wrote:Basically, capitalist big business exploits the in-group tribalism and social rebelliousness of youth by creating and feeding a false perception of radicalism among that youth.
They now also have a limited number of pre-defined personalities to choose from too. Marketers have created the 'emo', the 'goth', etc.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:55 pm

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Charlou wrote:Basically, capitalist big business exploits the in-group tribalism and social rebelliousness of youth by creating and feeding a false perception of radicalism among that youth.
They now also have a limited number of pre-defined personalities to choose from too. Marketers have created the 'emo', the 'goth', etc.
They have been creating youth cultures ever since there were youths with money that they could sell to. Don't think the youth 'movements' of the 50's or 60's were any different - they were all about selling clothes and records.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:00 pm

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Charlou wrote:Basically, capitalist big business exploits the in-group tribalism and social rebelliousness of youth by creating and feeding a false perception of radicalism among that youth.
They now also have a limited number of pre-defined personalities to choose from too. Marketers have created the 'emo', the 'goth', etc.
They have been creating youth cultures ever since there were youths with money that they could sell to. Don't think the youth 'movements' of the 50's or 60's were any different - they were all about selling clothes and records.
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Re: The Orgin of the Chav

Post by Lozzer » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:05 pm

I think there's a hole in my argument though. What came first, the Emo or My Chemical Romance?
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