A Taste of Heavan?

[cronus]

http://thelincolnite.co.uk/2012/11/linc ... -his-ways/

Lincoln Cathedral licker lifts the lid on his ways

A licking enthusiast who recently visited Lincoln Cathedral to get a taste of it has admitted it’s not all about the taste sensation.
Lawrence Edmonds, a 27-year-old English Heritage worker, says he does have an interest in the buildings too.
He was challenged by a friend to put his tongue on all 64 cathedrals in the country, with each quest documented on his cathedral licking diary.
“I am actually interested in these cathedrals and do take the time to explore them. It’s not all about the licking!” he told The Lincolnite.

(continued, with a candle lit supper and light glass of wine?)

[pErvinalia]

As long as he doesn't lick the alter(boy)...

[cronus]

It always starts with a lick but if one goes missing we'll know whose eaten it.

[Thinking Aloud]

What do you reckon that some officious arse at one of the places he's not been to yet will place a ban on "the licking of Holy structures and property" now?

[JimC]

I am constantly distressed by the appalling spelling shown in the titles of Rationalia threads.

Poor Primary School teaching, I suspect.

[cronus]

I am constantly distressed by the appalling spelling shown in the titles of Rationalia threads.

Poor Primary School teaching, I suspect.

Never outshine the master is my first rule.

[Blind groper]

I am afraid that my first reaction to the idea of someone licking cathedrals is hygiene. There are a certain number of people who do bother washing their hands after having a shit. They always have assorted bacteria on their hands, including those that cause gastroenteritis. If they touched a part of the cathedral that the guy later licked, he might find himself patronising the men's rooms at those cathedrals rather a lot!

[mistermack]

I am constantly distressed by the appalling spelling shown in the titles of Rationalia threads.

Poor Primary School teaching, I suspect.

I completely agree.
And I don't see how licking Cathedrals can be much of a test of heavan, anyway.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

I am constantly distressed by the appalling spelling shown in the titles of Rationalia threads.

Poor Primary School teaching, I suspect.

What do you expect from godless heathans?

[JimC]

Or even payganns...

[Jason]

[Mysturji]

If you want to lick a van, try this one: