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Post by Poto » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:45 pm

We at Ruthenia, an atheist country, are continuously at war with Pottsylvania. Please send a dollar, pound or 5€ note to:

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Pottsylvania have replaced the Nazi leaders of the 1970s with Mullah Omar, dictator in chief.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:46 pm

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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Poto » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:55 pm

Sorry, Youtube not visible to Ruthenia. What deals it with?
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Poto » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:20 pm

We also need a light bulb, 60W or 100W. It is for our museum and archive of atheist poets. We call it Bilbo. The previous light bulb went out March 2011. It is only one room, broom closet and WC. In WC we use candle and match. Museum side not allowed candle because of books.
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Post by Tero » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:11 pm

This looks like a scam. I sent some light bulbs to Kyrgyztan. When I went to visit there, they were still using oil lamps with whale oil. In a land locked counyry!

And I think YOU are the muslims and Pottsylvania are the atheists.
We should send you whisky. Would you burn it for fuel?
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Tero » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:26 pm

Poto, the Youtube was just about all the money making it's way around the world to you.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by JimC » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:29 pm

So, I guess you guys aren't particularly ruthless...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Poto » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:33 pm

We prefer to remain Ruthless, you can keep your Ruth
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Poto » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:17 pm

We had extra large crop of dill. Could you please buy a ton and distribute it at your atheist food co-op? We can also exchange a ton for a ton of American corn. Please do not try to smoke or weed, only for eating.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Jason » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:29 pm

I just realized this is a sock parroty thread.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Tero » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:16 am

What was your clue?

But don't say anything bad about dill, Poto is even crazier about dill.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:18 am

Tero wrote:What was your clue?

But don't say anything bad about dill, Poto is even crazier about dill.
So, he's in a bit of a pickle?
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Tero » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:23 am

Something like that. Can't put herring in dill sauce. Ruthenia is landlocked.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Jason » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:24 am

My first clue was the sock avatar, but it took me a while to put 'Ruthenia' together with 'Rationalia'.
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Re: Help Ruthenia

Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:26 pm

Făkünamę wrote:My first clue was the sock avatar, but it took me a while to put 'Ruthenia' together with 'Rationalia'.
:think: Ruthanalia.
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