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Gawdzilla Sama
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10 works fine
9 recommend replacing "whatever" with "me"
9 recommend replacing "whatever" with "me"
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Yup, No. 10 at least shows some basic food safety knowledge.
The "whatever" in No. 9 might be sarcasm. And if not, then "May God have mercy on us all ..."
As for the rest ...
The "whatever" in No. 9 might be sarcasm. And if not, then "May God have mercy on us all ..."
As for the rest ...
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I'm hoping that 9 is intentionally witty. Really, really hoping... 
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The problem is it's supposed to be an analogy, not a refrigerator magnet.klr wrote:Yup, No. 10 at least shows some basic food safety knowledge.
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Damn.. our secret plot to poison the world with our E. Coli growing beef has been uncovered. I must alert CSIS immediately.
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I think all of those are fucking brilliant! There is a huge amount of the kind of thinking out of the box that separates the obvious from the OSSUM going on there.
I weep for the thousands of far worse metaphors that were not only dreadful but also completely unfunny in any context and not worthy of being included in this selection!
I weep for the thousands of far worse metaphors that were not only dreadful but also completely unfunny in any context and not worthy of being included in this selection!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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These English students never passed English class. They were like capybaras who also never passed English class.
Seems like the sort of 'I don't even care, but I'm witty' humour that's popular with the kids these days (probably comes from watching too many shows created by Seth McFarland).
Seems like the sort of 'I don't even care, but I'm witty' humour that's popular with the kids these days (probably comes from watching too many shows created by Seth McFarland).
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Yeah, Seth McFarland. What did he ever write that anyone was interested in? 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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McFarlane 
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Was that an ironic misspelling, Pord? Cuz that lazy kind of humour really gets to me! 
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Is that deadpan sarcasm? Man that takes me back to the mid 90's. 
No, it wasn't. I don't like the guy and I didn't know how to spell his name.
No, it wasn't. I don't like the guy and I didn't know how to spell his name.
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Oh crap, what kind of humours are the kids today using? I want to be hip to the square to the octagon, so plz tells me.PordFrefect wrote:Is that deadpan sarcasm? Man that takes me back to the mid 90's.
No, it wasn't. I don't like the guy and I didn't know how to spell his name.
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H to the Izzo? Pho shizzle my nizzle.
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