You have a friend request from Jesus
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tattuchu
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits? 
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Jesus will stick up for you.tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits?
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Don't!!! He'll spam your shit with all kinds of app requests and make highly inappropriate comments on your other friends photos.amused wrote:
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Must be bored in Ottawa.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Ottawa?
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I am a twit.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
stgilesottawa.org.Mysturji wrote:Ottawa?
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
My eyes aren't as used as they young to be.
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
It's my job, don't worry about it.Mysturji wrote:My eyes aren't as used as they young to be.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Ignore it. He just wants you to sign up to Churchville so he can plant more sermons! 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
Check if he still does the water into wine trick, otherwise he can bugger off.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
I'd ignore it. I mean, who would want to be friends with an ill-tempered fanatic who would embarrass you at a church cake sale when he starts flinging pies in anger?
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He's got more holes to use than most men...tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits?
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
... but you know it's a must - gotta have a friend in Jesus.
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Re: You have a friend request from Jesus
(Imagines a Jesus with dildoes protruding from the holes in hands, feet and side)Bella Fortuna wrote:He's got more holes to use than most men...tattuchu wrote:Lets not be too hasty. Is it a friend with benefits?
Alternately, gives a new meaning to "hand job"
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