Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

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Re: Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:27 pm

Holy Sepulchre, Batman!
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Re: Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:48 pm

Less frequent overall washing of the buildings more like, possibly less tea and coffee.
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Re: Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

Post by mistermack » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:13 pm

It's not even their water. They stole it.

If they think they can charge for services from 15 years ago, perhaps the Allies ought to charge them for liberating the concentration camps.
And the Palestinians might be due squillions for their stolen home.

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Re: Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:14 am

and even the Nazis didn't charge the Jews for water.
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Re: Jesus Unpaid Water Bill

Post by Mysturji » Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:11 pm

amused wrote:That's nearly $13,000 worth of water every month.

Shorter showers? :dunno:
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