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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:43 am

JimC wrote:
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JimC wrote:I had to do cadets at school.

This involved wearing kilts, being shouted at and cleaning rifles.
I hope you were thrashed, too, or it weren't proper!
They did have the cane, but it was never needed for me, I was a right little goody-goody...
Ah, a toady! Need a few of them for the smooth running of a regiment.
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:45 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:I had to do cadets at school.

This involved wearing kilts, being shouted at and cleaning rifles.
I hope you were thrashed, too, or it weren't proper!
They did have the cane, but it was never needed for me, I was a right little goody-goody...
Ah, a toady! Need a few of them for the smooth running of a regiment.
:lol:

And I was a signaller, too...

We were the regimental gossips...
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:47 am

I don't mind the idea of swearing duty to god or promising something to god. It's not there, it doesn't exist, it won't be upset, so you ain't breaking any vows.
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:04 am

It would bother me because I don't give my Word in Vain.
It's basic self respect to me.
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by klr » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:05 am

Do scouts have to swear allegiance to that God? Maybe he could say he believes in Thor, Zeus, or the FSM ...
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:06 am

Svartalf wrote:It would bother me because I don't give my Word in Vain.
It's basic self respect to me.
A Frenchman's word isn't worth the breath used to utter it.
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:13 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Svartalf wrote:It would bother me because I don't give my Word in Vain.
It's basic self respect to me.
A Frenchman's word isn't worth the breath used to utter it.
I've smelled farts worth more than an englishthing's word.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:15 am

klr wrote:Do scouts have to swear allegiance to that God? Maybe he could say he believes in Thor, Zeus, or the FSM ...
Can you imagine swearing the Scout Oath on the Principia Discordia ? :lol:
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 am

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Svartalf wrote:It would bother me because I don't give my Word in Vain.
It's basic self respect to me.
A Frenchman's word isn't worth the breath used to utter it.
I've smelled farts worth more than an englishthing's word.
An Englishman's fart is the beefy wind of freedom, sir!
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:37 am

What fartest thou, you puddle of suet?
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:50 am

Svartalf wrote:What fartest thou, you puddle of suet?
You strutting coxcomb, with your man-pouch as pitted by the pox as the moon and your rear foul with the cabbagey stench of half the Prussian Army. Begone!
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:37 am

Came in at the Boy Scout thing, and now we're at ... Where the fuck are we?
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:37 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Svartalf wrote:What fartest thou, you puddle of suet?
You strutting coxcomb, with your man-pouch as pitted by the pox as the moon and your rear foul with the cabbagey stench of half the Prussian Army. Begone!
Hey, with such features, I'd fit in right with the Huns of windsor, I think I am going to linger a while.
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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:39 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Came in at the Boy Scout thing, and now we're at ... Where the fuck are we?
Classic insult session between the Saxon and me,

You're revolting.
YOU're MORE revolting !

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Re: Scout of order: Devastated schoolboy banned from Scouts

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:39 am

Oh, Ratz.

Carry on.
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