Mullingar Muslim is praying for me.

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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:34 am

I was in the chipper last night and there was this young one at the counter asking for a cheeseburger and she had a shawl over her head. I asked if she was a Muslim and she said she was indeed. I questioned her accent, she certainly wasn't Arabic. She was from Mullingar. I asked about her heterochromic dog. I thought Muslims hated dogs.
Anyway I inquired in to what made her become a Muslim. She said she went around looking at different religions and settled on Islam. I informed her that I went through a similar phase in my early twenties. And what religion did I settle upon she quizzed. I admitted I had come to the conclusion that they were all bollox and rejected them and was left an atheist. It was her wish that she would pray that God would find me and requested my name that she might lead Him in the right direction. I delivered my moniker and she, upon receiving her cheeseburger bid me farewell.

Now I play the waiting game :evil:
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Post by Rum » Sun Oct 21, 2012 10:38 am

That god. Always getting lost.. :bored:

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Post by Azathoth » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:19 am

Was it a halal burger?
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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:21 am

Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
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Post by devogue » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:26 am

So you didn't get anything thrown at you?

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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:27 am

devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what? :?
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Post by devogue » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:37 am

Animavore wrote:
devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what? :?
A packet of crackers or something? I have previous in retail businesses in Ireland with theists.

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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:39 am

devogue wrote:
Animavore wrote:
devogue wrote:So you didn't get anything thrown at you?
Like what? :?
A packet of crackers or something? I have previous in retail businesses in Ireland with theists.
Oh...... kay.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:39 am

Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:41 am

Animavore wrote:
Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
it haz bacon?
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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:42 am

Svartalf wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Saville's scabrous scrotum wrote:Was it a halal burger?
If you knew Joe's Chip Inn you would be finding that sentence as hilsrious as I am right now.
it haz bacon?
It sure haz.
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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:42 am

Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
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Post by Cormac » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:46 pm

Animavore wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
It is one of those "dogs are unclean animals" kind of taboos.

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Post by Animavore » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:52 pm

Cormac wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Dogs, is it islam or just Arabic culture... Afghan hounds come from muslim country.
Not sure. I know Mo' hated them. I was just messin' with her.
It is one of those "dogs are unclean animals" kind of taboos.

Idiots.
Funny. I think the same of Mullingar women :lol:

I've broken that taboo before :twisted:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:59 pm

Well that was very sweet of her I guess. But I'm confused. What was she doing out by herself unattended and unaccompanied by a male? :nono:
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