Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
Do you know how Mohammad impregnated his child bride?
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
HAHAhahahahah!
Edit: you edited it! Go back to the original. I won't turn you in!
Edit: you edited it! Go back to the original. I won't turn you in!
Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
Mmmpfhfhhh! (Gagged by the Muslim Brotherhood Anti-Blasphemy Squad)Rum wrote:HAHAhahahahah!
Edit: you edited it! Go back to the original. I won't turn you in!
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
I demand to know the punchline. PM me.
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Azathoth wrote:I demand to know the punchline. PM me.

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
Oh and,
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of his tent. He sat down beside her and said, “Why are you leaving me, wife?”
“I heard one of the other wives say that you are a pedophile!” she answered.
Mohammed thinks for a minute and responds, “That’s a big word for a 6-year old!”
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of his tent. He sat down beside her and said, “Why are you leaving me, wife?”
“I heard one of the other wives say that you are a pedophile!” she answered.
Mohammed thinks for a minute and responds, “That’s a big word for a 6-year old!”
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The Koran...
P1: I am a nobody.
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
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The most disgusting Mohammed joke I've ever heard?
That would have to be "Islam".
That would have to be "Islam".

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"Islam is a religion of peace."
"Allahu akhbar!"
"Allahu akhbar!"
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A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.
“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”
“By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”
Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”
“What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.
“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”
“By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”
Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
That's not a mohammed joke!
BOOOOOOO!!!!
BOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
To be fair, Rum snuck his name in, so I think it counts by a whisker...Audley Strange wrote:That's not a mohammed joke!
BOOOOOOO!!!!

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Plus its fenneh!JimC wrote:To be fair, Rum snuck his name in, so I think it counts by a whisker...Audley Strange wrote:That's not a mohammed joke!
BOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard
Ah. I see. Multi-level humour. I missed the disgusting inverted commas joke implied too.
BOOOOOO!!!!
BOOOOOO!!!!
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