Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

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Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Seth » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:37 pm

Do you know how Mohammad impregnated his child bride?

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:39 pm

HAHAhahahahah!

Edit: you edited it! Go back to the original. I won't turn you in!

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Post by Seth » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:34 pm

Rum wrote:HAHAhahahahah!

Edit: you edited it! Go back to the original. I won't turn you in!
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Post by Azathoth » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:20 pm

I demand to know the punchline. PM me.
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by FBM » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:21 pm

Azathoth wrote:I demand to know the punchline. PM me.

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Azathoth » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:25 pm

Oh and,

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of his tent. He sat down beside her and said, “Why are you leaving me, wife?”

“I heard one of the other wives say that you are a pedophile!” she answered.

Mohammed thinks for a minute and responds, “That’s a big word for a 6-year old!”
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:37 pm

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by MrFungus420 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:04 am

The Koran...
P1: I am a nobody.
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:07 am

The most disgusting Mohammed joke I've ever heard?

That would have to be "Islam".
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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:11 am

"Islam is a religion of peace."

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Rum » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:46 am

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

“What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.

“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”

“By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”

Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”

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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:58 am

That's not a mohammed joke!

BOOOOOOO!!!!
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:09 am

Audley Strange wrote:That's not a mohammed joke!

BOOOOOOO!!!!
To be fair, Rum snuck his name in, so I think it counts by a whisker... :hehe:
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Rum » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:10 am

JimC wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:That's not a mohammed joke!

BOOOOOOO!!!!
To be fair, Rum snuck his name in, so I think it counts by a whisker... :hehe:
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Re: Most disgusting Mohammed joke you've heard

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:11 am

Ah. I see. Multi-level humour. I missed the disgusting inverted commas joke implied too.

BOOOOOO!!!!
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