Did Jesus have a wife?

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Did Jesus have a wife?

Post by Faithfree » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:06 pm

Did Jesus have a wife? Some fourth century Coptics apparently thought so, if this new text is genuine. Personally, I'll hold to the notion that Jesus was gay. I mean, come on, you can't ignore all those older references to the twelve boyfriends... :coffee:
'Wife of Jesus' reference in Coptic 4th Century script

An ancient scrap of papyrus makes explicit reference to Jesus having a wife, according to a renowned expert in Christian history.

Harvard divinity professor Karen King unveiled the 4th-Century Coptic script at a conference in Rome.

She said researchers had identified the words "Jesus said to them, 'my wife'", which might refer to Mary Magdalene.

Christian tradition holds that Jesus did not marry - but Ms King said in early years it was subject to debate.

The provocative find could spark debate over celibacy and the role of women within Christianity, she added.


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Re: Did Jesus have a wife?

Post by Jason » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:45 pm

I'm fairly sure he was gay. :read:

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Post by Tero » Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 pm

Both Jesus and Paul were gay. Ringo and George were not, they shared wives. John had Yoko so I guess we don't know.

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:09 pm

I remember reading an argument that suggested that (in the culture of the time) it would be extremely unlikely for a man who wasn't married to be taken seriously enough to become a 'teacher'. But that was years ago, and I can't remember where I read it, or anything.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:10 pm

Tero wrote:Both Jesus and Paul were gay. Ringo and George were not, they shared wives. John had Yoko so I guess we don't know.
Pretty much cements John's gayness...
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Post by Rum » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:11 pm

Jesus was holy and he would never have allowed his willy to be played with. What on earth are you thinking!? :o

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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:17 pm

Now, willies being played with. -thanks

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Re: Did Jesus have a wife?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:29 am

Jesus married and then he had one of the men. This is known but what isn't written could fill a book. He played away from home and did it with animals too if the direction of those pigs are anything to go by. Typical cult leader with a insatiable sexual appetite. :smoke:
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Post by That Alien Guy. » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:07 am

Gavoid had 3 egg bearing slaves, if that's what you mean.

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Post by Rum » Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:38 am

Easter eggs? :ask:

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Post by Blind groper » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:20 am

A writing 400 years later? Hardly definitive. We might as well be reading Harry Potter.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:25 am

Blind groper wrote:A writing 400 years later? Hardly definitive. We might as well be reading Harry Potter.
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Post by colubridae » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:28 am

Blind groper wrote:A writing 400 years later? Hardly definitive. We might as well be reading Harry Potter.

I thought we were. :think:

Jesus potter came to me last night and told me how he had caused JKRowling to reveal his story and that furth... :bored:
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Re: Did Jesus have a wife?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:31 am

colubridae wrote:
Blind groper wrote:A writing 400 years later? Hardly definitive. We might as well be reading Harry Potter.

I thought we were. :think:

Jesus potter came to me last night and told me how he had caused JKRowling to reveal his story and that furth... :bored:
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Re: Did Jesus have a wife?

Post by JimC » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:08 am

There is no evidence of Jesus doing the washing-up, or helping to choose curtains, so I call shenanigans...
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