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I want a new welcome thread...

Post by cowiz » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:32 pm

And I want one NOW!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Post by rachelbean » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:01 pm

:pawiz:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by Audley Strange » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:23 pm

Alright noob?
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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:02 am

But, you're not more welcome here now than you were back then. :dunno:
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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by JimC » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:22 am

What part of "fuck off" do you find conceptually challenging?
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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:37 am

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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by rachelbean » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:13 pm

DOWN WITH COWIZ!! PAWIZ 4EVA!!1!
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: I want a new welcome thread...

Post by Tero » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:20 pm

Kowiz, could you do the Zaphod Beeblebrox thing with two heads? It would be cool, ko-pow-wiz.

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