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English butthurt
Lets see how long until they can win a gold medal.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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English butthurt is a thing of beauty. Remember Torville and Dean?
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or any penalty shootout since 1966Animavore wrote:English butthurt is a thing of beauty. Remember Torville and Dean?
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Nationalism is so passe.
You bastards!
You bastards!
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However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing, and fair enough...
At the end, I will simply calculate the medals per million of population figure...
At the end, I will simply calculate the medals per million of population figure...
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Another example of it.....
Watching teh canoeing and had to put up with the pommy commentators crapping on about their paddler david florence. He royally fucked it up finishing outside the qualification spots for the final.
The aussie lad kynan maley ranked in the mid-50's in the world made the gold medal final ahead of him. The tone of the commentators voice was priceless.
He hasn't got a chance in hell of winning a medal but he has achieved what all australian sports men and women should do beat the poms.
Watching teh canoeing and had to put up with the pommy commentators crapping on about their paddler david florence. He royally fucked it up finishing outside the qualification spots for the final.
The aussie lad kynan maley ranked in the mid-50's in the world made the gold medal final ahead of him. The tone of the commentators voice was priceless.
He hasn't got a chance in hell of winning a medal but he has achieved what all australian sports men and women should do beat the poms.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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So what was the excuse in Beijing?JimC wrote:However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing
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It was all fixed by the communist swine!Strontium Dog wrote:So what was the excuse in Beijing?JimC wrote:However, it will not surprise me at all if they finish higher in the medal tally than us, given the whole "home olympics" thing
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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The Aussies are being embarrassingly parochial.
However we expect no more of them. Bless their sweaty cotton socks.
However we expect no more of them. Bless their sweaty cotton socks.
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Rum wrote:The Aussies are being embarrassingly parochial.
However we expect no more of them. Bless their sweaty cotton socks.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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GB will get something shiny in teh eckwestriunz - because it's a sport you need to have a back garden the size of Kent to compete properly in!
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Just discovered this fred.Rum wrote:Nationalism is so passe.
You bastards!
Even the fucking poncy English fucking horse-riding, with a fucking royal in the fucking team, and they were beaten by the fucking Germans!!!
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Our Germans weren't as good as their Germans.
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Strontium Dog wrote:Our Germans weren't as good as their Germans.
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The poms won a gold medal two of them last night! :O
Ah well hopefully we get back in front of them tonight!
Ah well hopefully we get back in front of them tonight!
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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