Harold Camping, move over.

[Ian]

Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.

Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.

There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.

Yes, why is it that the pets don't get raptured, anyway?

Heaven is like a high-priced apartment building. The landlord doesn't allow pets.

[Atheist-Lite]

They don't have souls. No soul, no go.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.

Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.

There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.

Yes, why is it that the pets don't get raptured, anyway?

Because fundies are already rats, and would get nervous if they thought terriers and cats could get into Heaven.

[maiforpeace]

Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.

Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.

Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.

There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.

Yes, why is it that the pets don't get raptured, anyway?

Because fundies are already rats, and would get nervous if they thought terriers and cats could get into Heaven.

Makes me want to go on a fundie site and solicit an answer to this issue of the pets.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Dog poop on the Streets of Gold? Really?

[mistermack]

Dog poop on the Streets of Gold? Really?

Heavenly dog shit would be so perfect, you could use it for toothpaste. And mayonnaise.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Dog poop on the Streets of Gold? Really?

Heavenly dog shit would be so perfect, you could use it for toothpaste. And mayonnaise.

Why would they poop?

[Azathoth]

They don't have souls. No soul, no go.

not much rapturing is going to happen here then

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ginger Vitas.