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Harold Camping, move over.
so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Fuck, I'm never gonna get to swim in the pool.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
I'm more worried about the date of the rupture... 
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
That will happen at an extremely awkward time, leaving you with much frustration.JimC wrote:I'm more worried about the date of the rupture...
I know, I work for He'lls Scheduling Department.
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Sure you will; it'll just be a pool of eternal burning hellfire and damnation, instead. Don't forget your boogie board.laklak wrote:Fuck, I'm never gonna get to swim in the pool.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Any chance for some wiggle room in that? I've got a PowerPoint presentation...in KoreanButtercup Murphy wrote:so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/
... this Wednesday afternoon. If we could bump the Apocalypse up to, say, 1 p.m. Wednesday, that would work better for me. I'm willing to do a little extra time in Hell if it will get me out of doing the presentation..."A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Fine by me. That'll get me out of having to spend a week at the beach watching my kids with my in-laws.Buttercup Murphy wrote:so now the rapture is actually going to be on July 24 2012 http://www.themysteryunlocked.com/
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Will the holy spirit confirm my download by e mail?
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
He'll get the end right one day. He just keeps to need trying. 
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Raptures are boring. When is Cthulhu rising?
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Everyone at Ratz will be 404'd, I imagine.Tero wrote:Will the holy spirit confirm my download by e mail?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.maiforpeace wrote:Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
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Re: Harold Camping, move over.
Yes, why is it that the pets don't get raptured, anyway?Buttercup Murphy wrote:There's already a guy on the Internet that ran that scam. People actually gave him money. While I applaud their wanting to see their pets take care of after they've gone to Heaven I have to say that it wouldn't be Heaven for me without pets. I'd like to see all my pets once again, buried in a furry mountain that purrs in a celestial voice.maiforpeace wrote:Yea, well I expect you'll be busy taking care of all the pets left behind.Buttercup Murphy wrote:Guys, remember that the Rapture is only Stage One of the End. Most of us will still be around afterwards to check wallets and purses no long needed by the True Believers.
Makes a case for getting organized ahead of time.
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