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Re: If babies..

Post by Rum » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:14 pm

You could hang around for an eternity waiting for one of those.. :coffee:

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Re: If babies..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:57 pm

Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.

"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
Sadly, they'll just point out that each person has a duty and responsibility to produce more souls to sit at the foot of the Throne and sing mind-numbing hymns of praise for all eternity.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:12 pm

Mallardz wrote:But then there would be no next generation of Christians and they'd die out silly.
If someone dies a christian then, by definition, they die silly! :hehe:
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Re: If babies..

Post by hadespussercats » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:17 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Crumple wrote:I always liked the concept of limbo. You get the best of both worlds and everything continues as usual after you die. Who could ask for more? :smoke:
I think it was more of a Hades kind of place.

Wait... I see your point.
Do you mean Elysian Fields, or me?

'Cuz a limbo contest with Bella is more my kinda place.
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Re: If babies..

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:39 am

hadespussercats wrote:
'Cuz a limbo contest with Bella is more my kinda place.
Color me there.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:46 am

:naughty: I can go pretty low.
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Re: If babies..

Post by Drewish » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:47 am

So THAT'S what the rapture is!
Nobody expects me...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:48 am

Yes, it's where you just wait to be sucked up...
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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:49 am

Bella Fortuna wrote::naughty: I can go pretty low.
:naughty: So I've heard.
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Re: If babies..

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:51 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: :naughty: I can go pretty low.
:naughty: So I've heard.
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