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From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.
"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
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I see no way in which this plan could go wrong!
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..and think of the money they will save! Expensive business kids!
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We had this, kind of, with the feral babies in the yard. You feed them puppy chow. If you fence the yard, you can keep the babies. With no fence, they go to heaven soon enough.
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Good thing Christians are not trying to be logical considering the Muslim attempts at it? 
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But then there would be no next generation of Christians and they'd die out silly.
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It's always confused me why they display grief when the pope dies, or Mother Theresa, or some other holy git.Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.
"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
They should be celebrating. I do.
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Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.
"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
Been there, done that.
But with Buddhism and reincarnation and a nuclear Apocalypse. Professor was shocked needless to say
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Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.
Baptize, then kill, I guess.
Baptize, then kill, I guess.
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You've killed babies?Tyrannical wrote:Rum wrote:From an atheist Youtube channel comment.. Impeccable logic.
"If babies who die go straight to heaven, then Christians should murder their babies to send them straight to heaven before they grow up and have a chance to be a sinner. Then all they have to do is repent and ask for forgiveness ... and they can be in heaven too"!
Been there, done that.
But with Buddhism and reincarnation and a nuclear Apocalypse. Professor was shocked needless to say
..I should have known of course..
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Nah - the Pope decided Limbo wasn't real a few years ago.hadespussercats wrote:Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.
Baptize, then kill, I guess.
I wonder how much utter despair that little idea caused over the centuries.
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Yeah. I've wondered that myself. Glad it's been ditched as a concept. Wish they'd ditch a whole lot more of them along with.Thinking Aloud wrote:Nah - the Pope decided Limbo wasn't real a few years ago.hadespussercats wrote:Babies who haven't been baptized go to limbo, not heaven.
Baptize, then kill, I guess.
I wonder how much utter despair that little idea caused over the centuries.
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I always liked the concept of limbo. You get the best of both worlds and everything continues as usual after you die. Who could ask for more? 
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I think it was more of a Hades kind of place.Crumple wrote:I always liked the concept of limbo. You get the best of both worlds and everything continues as usual after you die. Who could ask for more?
Wait... I see your point.
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Limbo contest! 
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