The Size Of Jesus?

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Size

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3"
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4"
2
29%
6"
3
43%
8"
1
14%
14"
1
14%
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The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:32 pm

You know what I mean by the size. Use some imagination. Your best guess? :tup:
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:53 pm

"Jesus Christ! What a big dick!" Word's out on the street, dude.
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by mistermack » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:14 pm

He might have had the holiest dick ever, but at least mine is all there, and has actually been used.

Anyway, if it was 14 inches, he would have said "blessed are the big of dick".
Maybe they edited it out.
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:25 pm

You never hear anyone say, "Damn, that guy's hung like Jesus Christ!"
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by maiforpeace » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:32 pm

Mary Magdalene was the first to see Jesus when he was resurrected...that was no mistake.
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:38 pm

maiforpeace wrote:Mary Magdalene was the first to see Jesus when he was resurrected...that was no mistake.
He probably came back to "cleanse" her of more demons...
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by mistermack » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Anyway, holy or not, I'm not really impressed with Jesus.

It never took ME three days to rise again.
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:53 pm

mistermack wrote:Anyway, holy or not, I'm not really impressed with Jesus.

It never took ME three days to rise again.
Yeah, well, he fucked a virgin and knocked her up, fathering himself, and managed to stay single until he was 33 and women would show up on their knees ready to wash his feet with their tears and anoint him with oils.... can you top that?
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:05 pm

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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by maiforpeace » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:06 pm

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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:08 pm

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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:10 pm

Oh, those girls from Magdala....always reliable!

Good girl, Mary. Good girl.
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Re: The Size Of Jesus?

Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:31 pm

Since Jesus was god, he could make his dick any size he wanted. And as he knew the future, he knew he would never use it, except for peeing.
If that was me, I would just choose a small one, with tiny bollocks. No point in over-engineering the project.
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