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by FBM » Thu May 17, 2012 12:41 pm
Last weekend, there was loud, persistent knocking on my door. I figured it was mail, since I have that sign on my door, in Korean, that says 'Atheist lives here. Christians please don't knock.' Anyway, I open the door and see two guys starting to walk away.
Guy1 says, in more-or-less English, 'Sorry, I didn't see your sign.'
I said, 'You're from a church, then?'
'Uhm, no! We're from...eh...a temple.'
(Buddhists don't go door-to-door, pestering the shit outta people.)
Me: 'Oh? Which temple? Around here?'
Him: 'Uh, no! Kangwon Province.' (That's a long fucking way from here.)
Me: 'OK, so what do you want? You have something for me to read?'
Then I looked at the second guy, who apparently doesn't speak English. He was holding a Bible.
Guy1 sees me checking out the Bible: 'No, nothing. Nothing. Sorry.'
And hurried the other guy up the stairs.
First time the sign has failed since I put it up.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."