The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

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The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:58 am

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Don't underestimate that bast'rd. I saw him the other day shovelling loads of lava into some pit underneath Yellowstone National Park. Say's he's gonna use melting ice to the north to set it off. I've got my work cut out, m'thinks. :crumple:
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by JimC » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:12 am

God of the gaps, he is...

The gaps are approaching the Planck length...
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by klr » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:51 am

:lol:

I'd seen that a few days ago somewhere, but forget to save it at the time. :td:
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:57 am

Good job the bible is not being composed now "And verily did Jesus show unto the 5000 a piece of toasted bread bearing a vague likeness of Our Lord. And lo, it was proclaimed a miracle, though the 5000 went hungry. And Jesus said, he that follows me shall enter into the kingdom of embossed wheat products, amen"
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by klr » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:58 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Good job the bible is not being composed now "And verily did Jesus show unto the 5000 a piece of toasted bread bearing a vague likeness of Our Lord. And lo, it was proclaimed a miracle, though the 5000 went hungry. And Jesus said, he that follows me shall enter into the kingdom of embossed wheat products, amen"
... as long as they are gluten-free, of course. :tea:
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:59 am

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Good job the bible is not being composed now "And verily did Jesus show unto the 5000 a piece of toasted bread bearing a vague likeness of Our Lord. And lo, it was proclaimed a miracle, though the 5000 went hungry. And Jesus said, he that follows me shall enter into the kingdom of embossed wheat products, amen"
... as long as they are gluten-free, of course. :tea:
Goes without saying. Gluteny is one of the deadly sins.
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:20 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Good job the bible is not being composed now "And verily did Jesus show unto the 5000 a piece of toasted bread bearing a vague likeness of Our Lord. And lo, it was proclaimed a miracle, though the 5000 went hungry. And Jesus said, he that follows me shall enter into the kingdom of embossed wheat products, amen"
... as long as they are gluten-free, of course. :tea:
Goes without saying. Gluteny is one of the deadly sins.
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Re: The decline in the power of the 'almighty'...?

Post by mistermack » Tue May 01, 2012 7:37 pm

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