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Funny shit

Post by matthewr88 » Tue May 01, 2012 12:23 pm

Hey sinners

Was recently round my Catholic friends house whose wife is a Turkish muslim... fair enough. She had had an argument with a friend and to help clear things up she was sat with an electronic counter whispering the name of god... I asked her what she was doing and she explained that she was saying gods name "11 thousand times" to clear the air. She had a look on her face that said, "look, I know this is fucking crazy but I can't stop this shit, and if I do something bad will happen". She even said that afterwards she felt happier, almost euphoric. I bet you would if you said anything 11 thousand fucking times, no matter what it was. Somehow I kept a straight face and managed to not say something like, "whatever floats your boat"... mother fuckers be crazy...

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Post by Azathoth » Tue May 01, 2012 12:30 pm

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Post by mistermack » Tue May 01, 2012 2:48 pm

matthewr88 wrote:Hey sinners

Was recently round my Catholic friends house whose wife is a Turkish muslim... fair enough. She had had an argument with a friend and to help clear things up she was sat with an electronic counter whispering the name of god... I asked her what she was doing and she explained that she was saying gods name "11 thousand times" to clear the air. She had a look on her face that said, "look, I know this is fucking crazy but I can't stop this shit, and if I do something bad will happen". She even said that afterwards she felt happier, almost euphoric. I bet you would if you said anything 11 thousand fucking times, no matter what it was. Somehow I kept a straight face and managed to not say something like, "whatever floats your boat"... mother fuckers be crazy...
Has she never burnt the toast? Anybody who has would know that the air always clears itself.
Or she could open a window.
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