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Was recently round my Catholic friends house whose wife is a Turkish muslim... fair enough. She had had an argument with a friend and to help clear things up she was sat with an electronic counter whispering the name of god... I asked her what she was doing and she explained that she was saying gods name "11 thousand times" to clear the air. She had a look on her face that said, "look, I know this is fucking crazy but I can't stop this shit, and if I do something bad will happen". She even said that afterwards she felt happier, almost euphoric. I bet you would if you said anything 11 thousand fucking times, no matter what it was. Somehow I kept a straight face and managed to not say something like, "whatever floats your boat"... mother fuckers be crazy...
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Has she never burnt the toast? Anybody who has would know that the air always clears itself.matthewr88 wrote:Hey sinners
Was recently round my Catholic friends house whose wife is a Turkish muslim... fair enough. She had had an argument with a friend and to help clear things up she was sat with an electronic counter whispering the name of god... I asked her what she was doing and she explained that she was saying gods name "11 thousand times" to clear the air. She had a look on her face that said, "look, I know this is fucking crazy but I can't stop this shit, and if I do something bad will happen". She even said that afterwards she felt happier, almost euphoric. I bet you would if you said anything 11 thousand fucking times, no matter what it was. Somehow I kept a straight face and managed to not say something like, "whatever floats your boat"... mother fuckers be crazy...
Or she could open a window.
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