Err, I've sort of been here for ages but haven't really posted. I was on RDF but again spent most of my time reading rather than joining in.
But anyway, I've decided to contribute a bit more with my inane shite, so here I am! It's all Bella's fault really.
My description bit over there ---> is accurate, don't know what else to say really! I have a blog that I hardly update (couple of the pieces have been published in The Freethinker mag in the UK) and I like to get up the noses of fundis on facebook and twitter.
I have the body of Charles Atlas, the stamina of a marathon runner and shag like a greek god. As a magician and a lawyer you might want to wonder if I tell lies for a living... :twisted: Or perhaps 2 jobs like that cause a double negative...
Anyway, hello!
Paul.
Hello!
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fretmeister
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Welcome (back)!
And don't worry about faulting Bella - we blame her for lots of stuff here anyway.
And don't worry about faulting Bella - we blame her for lots of stuff here anyway.
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Hello there 
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Magician? Can you make fundies go away?
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Bella Fortuna
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Hey you. 
You definitely need to be here more. You're brilliant on FB.
You definitely need to be here more. You're brilliant on FB.
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Do I know you on Facebook? If not, add me - same name as here - not hard to find! And welcome.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Faithfree
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Hey fretmeister, and welcome to the rabble! 
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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I did a magic show at Xmas 2010... I thought it was just a kids party in a church hall, but it turned out that it was a fund raiser for the church roof repair. I don't have a problem with building maintenance and I understand that the organisers managed to make a fair bit of profit from my show, as well as from the usual stalls of second hand books and cakes etc. I was just going to do the show and not offend the 80 year olds.Gawdzilla wrote:Magician? Can you make fundies go away?
But when I saw a couple of audience members and their young kids wearing T-shirts from "The Modern Jesus Army" (fundi creotards) and I got a bit carried away...
So to end the show I did a water into wine trick, got applause and then I told everyone "It's not difficult, anyone can do it"
The applause died out a bit then, so I then dedicated the show to the greatest illusionist the world has ever known - and gave a jaunty little nod towards the crucifix.
I had already been paid - but I've never been invited back!!
As part of my show I always teach the kids a trick they can do at home - but I make them work for the explanation - guide them into asking the right questions about it so they question what they've just seen.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Bella, is he in the Rationalia group?Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey you.
You definitely need to be here more. You're brilliant on FB.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey you.
You definitely need to be here more. You're brilliant on FB.
*blushes*
You're just saying that because we've both had our lives endangered by mad entertainers in London!
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Gawdzilla wrote:Bella, is he in the Rationalia group?Bella Fortuna wrote:Hey you.
You definitely need to be here more. You're brilliant on FB.
She added me to it just the other day.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Then you're well and truly screwed in good company!
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I don't detect a UK accent in your posts. Where does this shagging come from?
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Welcome back! I've been enjoying your posts already.
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Holy fuck, you're Paul W______? 
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