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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:50 pm

andrewclunn wrote:Make me something out of duct tape, a screw driver, and tin foil!
That's exactly what this forum is made of!
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by FBM » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:06 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Why do you a Veyron?




:hehe:
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:06 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Make me something out of duct tape, a screw driver, and tin foil!
That's exactly what this forum is made of!
I know how to make a screwdriver, but the drinks book has nothing on any "duct tape" or "tin foil". What goes in them?











Wait, I found something duct tape!















Never mind, it's in the roffies section. :x
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:08 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Why do you a Veyron?




:hehe:
It's not necessary to actually speak like an incomprehensible Scotsperson when welcoming one.



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Re: Hello y'all

Post by FBM » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Why do you a Veyron?




:hehe:
It's not necessary to actually speak like an incomprehensible Scotsperson when welcoming one.



Welcome, Scotsperson-called-MacIver.
McGyver could make a Veyron out of duct tape. :coffee:
Why do he a Veyron?
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:17 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Why do you a Veyron?




:hehe:
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Welcome, Scotsperson-called-MacIver.
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Why do he a Veyron?
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by MacIver » Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:59 pm

Thanks for the warm welcome folks.

And yes, MacGyver is an American misspelling of my name, probably down to some dyslexic immigration official on Ellis Island... unfortunately I'm not as good as escaping using household items as my namesake. But no matter. I always preferred Jack O'Neill anyway. :)

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Post by hadespussercats » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:11 pm

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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Animavore » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:13 pm

I don't remember Jack O'Neill. I always preferred the A-Team myself. They would make a tank out of a children's playground.
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:25 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Why do you a Veyron?




:hehe:
It's not necessary to actually speak like an incomprehensible Scotsperson when welcoming one.



Welcome, Scotsperson-called-MacIver.
McGyver could make a Veyron out of duct tape. :coffee:
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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Ronja » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:17 pm

Welcome! :flowers:

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Re: Hello y'all

Post by Woodbutcher » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:03 pm

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