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by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:54 pm
These superstores that only have 6 hours of trading on a Sunday are still allowed to have staff in stacking shelves etc.
"Today, on Mothering Sunday, there are mums at home with their kids because Sunday trading means they have the morning off."
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:02 pm
When I was a grocery bagger, back in the late-ish '60s, we had three grocery stores in town. They rotated being open for six hours on Sunday afternoon, noon to 6 PM. (NOT during church-goin' hours, ya hear?) and I was always the guy who showed up at ten AM to help get the store ready to open. The company gave me a bonus for this because I was "foregoing normal Sunday routine".
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by MrJonno » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:40 pm
You can buy beer on a Sunday all day (with a license) in the UK but what you can't currently do is buy a bible!
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by HomerJay » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:54 pm
MrJonno wrote:You can buy beer on a Sunday all day (with a license) in the UK but what you can't currently do is buy a bible!
Wasn't that changed with the 1994 Act?
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by FBM » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:55 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:When I was a grocery bagger, back in the late-ish '60s, we had three grocery stores in town. They rotated being open for six hours on Sunday afternoon, noon to 6 PM. (NOT during church-goin' hours, ya hear?) and I was always the guy who showed up at ten AM to help get the store ready to open. The company gave me a bonus for this because I was "foregoing normal Sunday routine".
So once a week you had to masturbate in the shower a little earlier than usual, and for that you got a bonus. Sweet deal.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:55 pm
FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:When I was a grocery bagger, back in the late-ish '60s, we had three grocery stores in town. They rotated being open for six hours on Sunday afternoon, noon to 6 PM. (NOT during church-goin' hours, ya hear?) and I was always the guy who showed up at ten AM to help get the store ready to open. The company gave me a bonus for this because I was "foregoing normal Sunday routine".
So once a week you had to masturbate in the shower a little earlier than usual, and for that you got a bonus. Sweet deal.
Actually, I just had to skip a few.

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by FBM » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:57 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:When I was a grocery bagger, back in the late-ish '60s, we had three grocery stores in town. They rotated being open for six hours on Sunday afternoon, noon to 6 PM. (NOT during church-goin' hours, ya hear?) and I was always the guy who showed up at ten AM to help get the store ready to open. The company gave me a bonus for this because I was "foregoing normal Sunday routine".
So once a week you had to masturbate in the shower a little earlier than usual, and for that you got a bonus. Sweet deal.
Actually, I just had to skip a few.

Hope it was a big bonus.
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