WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

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WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:13 am

Leaving aside more of a chance that I am Elvis or Santa Claus :hehe: ......I always like to have a Plan B.

If my (late) Missus had not already slaughtered any Gods she had found (she was foreign and had foreign ways :qoti: ) - then I fully intend to kill any Gods I can lay my hands on.....even if that involves the risk of an eternity spent roasting in a fiery pit of damnation.

Anyone else got a Plan B?
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Post by Rum » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:22 am

Whimper, faun and apologise?
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Feck » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:25 am

I have powerful friends in low places My after life will be all succubi and barbequed christians .
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:31 am

I would toady like you wouldn't believe.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:37 am

I have a get out of Hell free card from a Unitarian minister.
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Hermit » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:42 am

No plan B for me. All I can do is to hope that if a god existed, it would be of the supremely merciful variety and let me be reincarnated as a pair of ragged claws
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Post by Animavore » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:43 am

I'll take my eternal punishment like a man.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:47 am

I would negotiate, like the smooth guy from Die Hard, "Hans! Booby!"
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:20 pm

Rum wrote:Whimper, faun and apologise?
Demand an apology from that god.
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:27 pm

Criticise his choice of ghost writers and editors, accuse him of gross child abuse, parental negligence, crimes against humanity and ask if he has the number for Lucifer, his gaff seems more up my street. Fuck harps and positivity etc I wanna watch the popes drown in their own shit for eternity.
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by MrJonno » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:13 pm

Me I will beg for mercy, say I believe in god now and can I be forgiven if I accept allah/jesus/Richard Dawkins.
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:17 pm

I have a very very long list of questions... :tea:
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Depends on which god, I suppose. If it hands me an orange juice and says, "Now, let's have a little chat," then I'll do just that. If it yells something with the voice of ten-thousand badly tuned trumpets and whisks my bodiless, senseless, soul into a fiery thing that can still hurt me even without a body, then there won't be much I can do about it.
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Re: WWYD after death if there IS a god(s)? - Plan B?

Post by Robert_S » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:41 pm

I'll ask if I can drink again without my afterlife turning into a miserable disaster.
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