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Athiest question du jour

Post by matthewr88 » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:08 pm

Testicles.

So. Man. Noble man. Designed by god, right? Why are the testicles placed in such a position of vulnerability? Ah, because sperm need to be at a temperature 2 degrees less than normal body temperature to survive. So, all seeing, all knowing, all doing, Mr Bigshot... why not just make sperm able to survive at normal body temperature then? Would save having to design the scrotum to expand and contact according to outside temp. Plus the added bonus of not being kicked by your enemies to collapse eyes watering in a gibbering heap. You've obviously not risk assessed this part of the design that rigorously... or you, being the only thing in existence before everything else, have never experienced being kicked in the balls.

Next question, you created man alone at first am I correct? Why the fuck did Adam have genitalia in the first place being the solitary jenner of the human race? Shouldn't he have been some kind of androgynous creature without any need for sexual organs at all? What purpose other than pissing was there for them. Everyone knows that a man, alone, with nothing to do, will end up doing only one thing... and your solution, create a woman, then forbid them from fucking. We all know what the snake, tree, apple metaphor means. It's not about not doing what god said, it's about sexual desire. Get a fucking grip. Like Adam was, before Eve showed up. While you watched.

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:16 am

The character of JHVH has little consistency because it was created in a time when people were incredibly ill educated, most didn't read or write, so literary criticism was not common. Gullibility however and still is. I would be willing to place a bet that the majority of ALL religious folks still do not have the actual ability to read the texts they believe in, even if they are not illiterate.
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:43 am

I like your spelling. I think we should all adopt it.

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Post by matthewr88 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:50 am

Oh fuck it lol, I got trolled on twitter for that and swore I'd never make that mistake again... Oh well...

Audley, these people lack the imagination to really picture the scenarios in the bible in their minds. Because of this they are unable to line them up against reality and come to the conclusion that they are complete bullshit. We should pity their lack of insight as you would a disease or ailment.

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Post by Rum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:26 am

God works in mysterious ways. Accept that you are but a dumb fuck human being and can never understand these mysteries and you will save yourself much misery my son.

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Post by apophenia » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:30 am




All religions have foundation myths. If they didn't, they would just be stories.


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Post by apophenia » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:39 am

matthewr88 wrote:Oh fuck it lol, I got trolled on twitter for that and swore I'd never make that mistake again... Oh well...

Audley, these people lack the imagination to really picture the scenarios in the bible in their minds. Because of this they are unable to line them up against reality and come to the conclusion that they are complete bullshit. We should pity their lack of insight as you would a disease or ailment.
"These people" ? Who you talking about, Kemosabe? Let's face it, as far as most people go, forethought is an afterthought. A psychologist polled a bunch of undergraduates about their beliefs about life after death. Specifically, if souls "leave their body" at death, how do different souls recognize one another? Do they wear name tags? And the students had no answer. But let's face it, how many of us recognized this problem with souls leaving bodies before it was pointed out to us? I'll bet most of us, whether dismissive of the afterlife or not had the same basic assumptions, without ever going, "hey... waitaminute." Believing and conceptualizing in ways which aren't especially bright is simply a core feature of the architecture of the brain of homo sapiens sapiens. And if you think you're the exception, you're either a mutant, or deluded — and the smart money is on the latter.



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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:44 am

And of course, the absurd loop taken by the vas deferens over the urethra...

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Post by Rum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:15 am

Appendix will randomly kill youz.

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Post by MrJonno » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:32 am

Anti-christian question ( as opposed to atheist one), why is the chrisitan god such a cunt?
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Post by Rum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:35 am

He's a bastard alright. A nasty piece of work that needs taking down a peg or two if you ask me!

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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:40 am

MrJonno wrote:Anti-christian question ( as opposed to atheist one), why is the chrisitan god such a cunt?
Well he is a blank empty void.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:28 pm

My favorite question: Explain defecation.
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Post by Tero » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:31 pm

They were juts test-ticles. He never finished making realticles.

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Post by HomerJay » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:33 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:My favorite question: Explain defecation.
Shit question

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