Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptism!

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Waterboarding is NOT torture - it's just a forced baptism!

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:00 pm

FACT.

IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny :funny:
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Post by MiM » Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:10 pm

That would definitely fit with Hitchens calling it torture. :think:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:46 pm

The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
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Post by Robert_S » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:14 am

What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:44 am

Robert_S wrote:What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
Quaker? :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:29 am

Robert_S wrote:What's a good name for a religion that only recognizes baptism via waterboarding?
And when they die, do they have wakeboarding?
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:15 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:FACT.

IMO forced conversions of the heathens to Christianity is.........funny :funny:
Problem is, it works... Karl der Grosse converted the Saxons by the sword, and Germans still are very much chretins.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:15 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
Just before she was outed as a lesbian.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:27 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:The Mormons baptized Anne Frank recently.
Just before she was outed as a Muslim lesbian terrorist.
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Actually, the terrorists are the guys who don't want women to be lesbians.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:37 pm

Svartalf wrote:Actually, the terrorists are the guys who don't want women to be lesbians.
...unless they can watch.
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:23 pm

All Lesbians are Atheists.

FACT.

(And if that FACT were more widely publicised I think it would help "sell" Atheism a lot more - at least to half the world's population :biggrin: ......surprised that Prof Dawkins didn't include a chapter in his book, with pictures :hehe: ).
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