The 7 Basic Needs of a Husband-- the Duggar Study Sheet.

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The 7 Basic Needs of a Husband-- the Duggar Study Sheet.

Post by hadespussercats » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:42 am

Well, I found it illuminating.

http://www.southheightsbaptist.com/mp3/ ... usband.pdf
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:43 am

Ooh, ohh, free spiritual gifts analysis - it's like a Cosmo quiz and a Scientology personality test rolled into one! :ab:

http://www.churchgrowth.org/cgi-cg/gifts.cgi?intro=1

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Post by Ayaan » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:54 am

That looks very much like the crap I was taught when I was a fundamentalist. shudder
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:31 am

Jesus H Christ. :ddpan: Over here the last time anything like that was printed in seriousness was probably 1925*... It's like a view into a different epoch. Time-travel is possible. :shudder:





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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:39 am

I just read all of that bilge and my bile rose! :lay:

No wife should be treated that leniently!!1! :lay: :lay: :mob:
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:49 am

I thought it'd contain some positions I haven't tried yet... :demon:
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Crumple wrote:I thought it'd contain some positions I haven't tried yet... :demon:
Optimism? :hehe:
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Post by Rum » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:54 am

Who posted this!? Go to the back of the class! :nono:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:35 am

Ayaan wrote:That looks very much like the crap I was taught when I was a fundamentalist. shudder
Isn't it actually the very same crap they indoctrinate fundies in?
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:37 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I just read all of that bilge and my bile rose! :lay:

No wife should be treated that leniently!!1! :lay: :lay: :mob:
You managed it? Man, your fortitude is admirable, though your lack of sense of self preservation and your apparent masochism are not.
I barely went through page 1, and my head hurt too much.

and you're the kind of guy who has nothing to say to a woman with two black eyes aren't you?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:56 am

Ayaan wrote:That looks very much like the crap I was taught when I was a fundamentalist. shudder
Be quiet and make me a sandwich. :toetap:







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Post by Svartalf » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:08 pm

Is that the sound of a cast iron skillet on a shaven pate that I hear?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:13 pm

Svartalf wrote:Is that the sound of a cast iron skillet on a shaven pate that I hear?
She's not awake yet. :levi:
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Post by Ayaan » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:27 pm

I am now. :toetap:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:30 pm

Ayaan wrote:I am now. :toetap:
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