Militant secularists taking over Britain.Oh noes!!:hairfire:

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

One of the problems with Atheism being disorganised - is that can't so easily give out titles (as both Nations and Religions do).

I rather fancy being the "Grand Archduke of Cleethorphes".

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Hmmh... I guess I could be named after one of the old Kent 'Hundreds'.

Which sounds better 'Earl Axstane' or 'Earl Ruxley'?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'd fancy "Clint of Eastwood".

[matthewr88]

Militant secularism: We want everyone to have the right to do whatever they want to do and we intend to kill anyone that refuses to!

Genius, pure genius!

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[Pappa]

Baroness Warsi condemns rise in ‘militant’ clear thought and logic

Baroness Warsi has bitterly condemned ‘an alarming increase’ in thinking about two alternative explanations of why we’re here, and then choosing one based on logic, reason and evidence.

“For too long now, people have been turning away from religion towards science. It’s almost as if they’ve starting thinking for themselves”, complained Warsi.

“A lot of these radical scientists are a real danger to society”, she went on.

“Particularly those corners of society built around stories about super heroes, sparkly cloud people and smiting.”

Warsi’s condemnation of ‘Finding Out About Stuff Properly Rather Than Guessing’ comes just days after a Devonshire council was ordered to stop using prayer to tackle pot holes, missed bin collections and graffiti.

“I suppose ‘science’ thinks these issues can be tackled by tarmac, bin lorries and a powerful solvent applied under pressure?”, quipped Warsi.

“You’re welcome to give it a try, but I wouldn’t be surprised if praying solves the issues at roughly the same time.”
Warsi nutjob confirmation

While Warsi admits that religion has brought mankind massive wars, terrorism, brutal totalitarian states, oppression, torture, divided communities and Aled Jones – however she also believes it gives people hope.

“We want a return to traditional values based on fear, literal translation of allegories about goats and going to war with people who prefer slightly different stories to us”, demanded Warsi.

“I’m just glad England’s God gave us the power to develop sophisticated weapons systems.”

http://newsthump.com/2012/02/14/barones ... and-logic/

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Can we keep just the parts that don't hurt anyone?"

[FBM]

Baroness Warsi condemns rise in ‘militant’ clear thought and logic

Baroness Warsi has bitterly condemned ‘an alarming increase’ in thinking about two alternative explanations of why we’re here, and then choosing one based on logic, reason and evidence.

“For too long now, people have been turning away from religion towards science. It’s almost as if they’ve starting thinking for themselves”, complained Warsi.

“A lot of these radical scientists are a real danger to society”, she went on.

“Particularly those corners of society built around stories about super heroes, sparkly cloud people and smiting.”

Warsi’s condemnation of ‘Finding Out About Stuff Properly Rather Than Guessing’ comes just days after a Devonshire council was ordered to stop using prayer to tackle pot holes, missed bin collections and graffiti.

“I suppose ‘science’ thinks these issues can be tackled by tarmac, bin lorries and a powerful solvent applied under pressure?”, quipped Warsi.

“You’re welcome to give it a try, but I wouldn’t be surprised if praying solves the issues at roughly the same time.”
Warsi nutjob confirmation

While Warsi admits that religion has brought mankind massive wars, terrorism, brutal totalitarian states, oppression, torture, divided communities and Aled Jones – however she also believes it gives people hope.

“We want a return to traditional values based on fear, literal translation of allegories about goats and going to war with people who prefer slightly different stories to us”, demanded Warsi.

“I’m just glad England’s God gave us the power to develop sophisticated weapons systems.”

http://newsthump.com/2012/02/14/barones ... and-logic/

I thought I was reading The Onion until I saw the link. Either way...

[Tero]

I ordered some LPs from England in the 70s. They always gave me the title Esquire when the LPs arrived.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Let me get this straight. The Communities secretary is reversing an "illiberal" ruling in favour of forcing prayers on all councilors at the meeting, regardless of their beliefs or lack of? And then has the nerve to say atheists are intolerant because they do not want to say prayers?
I think yon cunt Pickles needs to learn the difference between intolerance and criticism.

[Animavore]

Way to resurrect a two year-old story

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Sorry, my bad. I was getting mixed up with Pickle's latest outburst....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... stian.html
Militant atheists should 'get over it' and accept UK is Christian