God made 2012 ???

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God made 2012 ???

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:08 pm

It seems measuring years from the time of the birth of a imaginary historical figure like jesus christ is giving free publicity, free kudos, to chrisitianity? Should there be a campaign for a atheist year zero? and start counting from then? how about this year, call it 0 AH? After Hitchens? just to be arbitary yet meaningful? :coffee:
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Post by Pappa » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:56 pm

I wish everyone would just use Unix Time.

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Post by klr » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:02 pm

Pappa wrote:I wish everyone would just use Unix Time.
Better hope no-one is using 32-bit Unix in 2038 :comp:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:18 pm

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Pappa wrote:I wish everyone would just use Unix Time.
Better hope no-one is using 32-bit Unix in 2038 :comp:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:25 pm

Let's just go with Star Trek star dates, and have done with it: http://steve.pugh.net/fleet/stardate.html

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:27 pm

We're actually living in 60 A.G., at least for another two weeks. :levi:
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Post by Tero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:52 pm

First of all, you have to start with 1. Even if it is the first year. I nominate Shulgi
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:02 pm

Tero wrote:First of all, you have to start with 1. Even if it is the first year. I nominate Shulgi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shulgi
It is now 4040.
Not a problem. I am about to finish my 61st year, and start my 62nd. So it is now 60 years and some days since I was born, hence 60 A.G.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:08 pm

Having a tidy mind, I'd like to see decimal time. Might involve some minor reconfiguration of the Solar System, but it'll be much better. :cheer:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:14 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:Having a tidy mind, I'd like to see decimal time. Might involve some minor reconfiguration of the Solar System, but it'll be much better. :cheer:
Didn't the French try that after the Revolution?
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:17 pm

Could this be the year 0 A.H.?

Actually I was thinking about this the other day. Anatomically modern humans have been dated back as far as 196000 years; the "Fertile Crescent" is thought to have been settled about 11000 years ago, and the earliest civilisations about 8500 BC. Having years in 6 figures is probably a little OTT, so why not take one of the others - round it off to a convenient thousand, and keep whatever last digits we already have...

How about this being the year, say, 12011 since the dawn of agriculture... Saves a lot of converting too. :biggrin:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:21 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Could this be the year 0 A.H.?

Actually I was thinking about this the other day. Anatomically modern humans have been dated back as far as 196000 years; the "Fertile Crescent" is thought to have been settled about 11000 years ago, and the earliest civilisations about 8500 BC. Having years in 6 figures is probably a little OTT, so why not take one of the others - round it off to a convenient thousand, and keep whatever last digits we already have...

How about this being the year, say, 12011 since the dawn of agriculture... Saves a lot of converting too. :biggrin:
Oh sure, and in 99999 there would be this big panic about the computers crashing. :nono:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:36 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Could this be the year 0 A.H.?

Actually I was thinking about this the other day. Anatomically modern humans have been dated back as far as 196000 years; the "Fertile Crescent" is thought to have been settled about 11000 years ago, and the earliest civilisations about 8500 BC. Having years in 6 figures is probably a little OTT, so why not take one of the others - round it off to a convenient thousand, and keep whatever last digits we already have...

How about this being the year, say, 12011 since the dawn of agriculture... Saves a lot of converting too. :biggrin:
Oh sure, and in 99999 there would be this big panic about the computers crashing. :nono:
Since we're unlikely to make it to 12100, I'm not going to worry about that.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:39 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
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Thinking Aloud wrote:Could this be the year 0 A.H.?

Actually I was thinking about this the other day. Anatomically modern humans have been dated back as far as 196000 years; the "Fertile Crescent" is thought to have been settled about 11000 years ago, and the earliest civilisations about 8500 BC. Having years in 6 figures is probably a little OTT, so why not take one of the others - round it off to a convenient thousand, and keep whatever last digits we already have...

How about this being the year, say, 12011 since the dawn of agriculture... Saves a lot of converting too. :biggrin:
Oh sure, and in 99999 there would be this big panic about the computers crashing. :nono:
Since we're unlikely to make it to 12100, I'm not going to worry about that.
We could just restart the calendar on Dec. 22, :levi:
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