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Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:09 am

God help me I can't stop watching youtube clips! Holy Christ she's a fucking arrogant asshole. She's rude, abusive, insults the litigants, asks personal and impertinent questions, and basically acts like a twat. And her smarmy kiss-ass driving-miss-daisy step n' fetchit bailiff is annoying as fuck. And yet. And yet she's smart as a whip, and she's got spunk, and she takes no shit, and she's actually kinda hot in a Jewy Professor McGonagall sort of way. I've been watching episodes all weekend. They're addictive as crack :awesanta:

Here's the one I'm currently watching:

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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Robert_S » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:10 am

I can't stand her.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:12 am

You know the show pays any judgments in return for the appearances, don't you? Win-win for the "stars", the loser doesn't have to pay and the winner is assured of getting paid.
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:12 am

Robert_S wrote:I can't stand her.
I know, right? But you love her at the same time, don't you? :awesanta:
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Robert_S » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:28 am

tattuchu wrote:
Robert_S wrote:I can't stand her.
I know, right? But you love her at the same time, don't you? :awesanta:
Not really.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:38 am

Robert_S wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Robert_S wrote:I can't stand her.
I know, right? But you love her at the same time, don't you? :awesanta:
Not really.
It's okay, I won't tell anybody. It can be our little secret :whisper:
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Robert_S » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:43 am

tattuchu wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Robert_S wrote:I can't stand her.
I know, right? But you love her at the same time, don't you? :awesanta:
Not really.
It's okay, I won't tell anybody. It can be our little secret :whisper:
There has been no decent TV judge since Wapner.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:54 am

I forgot about Judge Wapner!

Oh god I'm gonna be up all night watching clips :cry:
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 am

Here's a good one in which Judge Judy lays the smackdown on a clueless litigant. This woman is fucking gorgeous but, unfortunately, not particularly bright and also appears to be a spoiled little princess.





Unfortunate because I so wanted to like and root for the beautiful young lady but found I could not, and found my sympathies lay with the police officer instead. Not that I have anything against cops. It's just that she was quite a lot prettier than he was.
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:42 am

This crazy lady may be crazy, but goddamn she's got a way about her, crazy as that way may be, that makes me want to abuse myself while thinking about her :awesanta:

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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:55 am

Goddamn it, it's almost one AM and I have to go to bed because I have to get up early tomorrow for work but I can't stop watching Judge Judy. I can't stop :cry:
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:23 pm

I'm so tired today from lack of sleep, but all I can think about is going home and watching more Judge Judy.

I think I'm in love :what:
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Animavore » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:24 pm

She reminds me of my Geography teacher.
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Re: Judge Judy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:52 pm

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