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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:42 pm

rachelbean wrote:Just the healing presence this forum needs right now. Oh wait, no, I was thinking of someone else :{D
The healing process would be for you to delete your account. Your efforts at a comeback are futile. Just walk away.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by rachelbean » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:44 pm

Comeback :ask: In any case, no, I don't think I will, thanks! :nyan:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:46 pm

rachelbean wrote:Comeback :ask: In any case, no, I don't think I will, thanks! :nyan:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by rachelbean » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:55 pm

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lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:57 pm

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:59 pm

Nice to see that Exi has mellowed. :tea:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Gonzo » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:02 pm

Ask them to remove those stupid numbers from your username.
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:09 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::awesomecat:
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:09 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nice to see that Exi has mellowed. :tea:
I'll mellow on your face.
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:12 pm

Gonzo wrote:Ask them to remove those stupid numbers from your username.
No. Shut up.
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:38 pm

JimC wrote:The ancient Exi is returneth...
That's what I was wondering about...
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by laklak » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:11 pm

How can you be a clique infiltrator when there is not, and has never been, a clique?

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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:48 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
But you're still too short!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by JimC » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:04 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
JimC wrote:The ancient Exi is returneth...
Jim, still wearing cardigans? :/
Certainly, mate (although not at the moment, since it's summer down under). More importantly, I'm still drinking gin! :cheers:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Re: New Member. What do I do?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:38 am

Woodbutcher wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Geoff wrote:Can someone link to the "Exi for mod" poll, plz...?
I still don't understand why I was never chosen to be a mod. I am kind, compassionate, smart, good looking, sexy body, and awesome.
But you're still too short!
Yep - that's it - you have to come up to Pappa's chin without tiptoeing - sorry mate. :tea:
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