Maybe if we advertise ...
Job vacancy: Antichrist
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Faithfree
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Job vacancy: Antichrist
We’ve been expecting the fucker for many centuries now, but no show.
Maybe if we advertise ...
Maybe if we advertise ...
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Rum
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Re: Job vacancy: Antichrist
This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.
When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
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Faithfree
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When you're in heaven you get to watch people masturbating in secret back on Earth ... just like ceiling cat. At least I think that's how it works.Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.
When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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mistermack
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You don't need to know. You're in a state of bliss, which as far as I can gather, is a bit like being totally stoned on heroin, but without the after affects.Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.
When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
Blissful ignorance. Suit me sir.
Just a shame it's bollocks.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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mistermack
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Mum ! Mum! Look what I can do !!!Faithfree wrote: When you're in heaven you get to watch people masturbating in secret back on Earth ... just like ceiling cat. At least I think that's how it works.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Unfortunately, a mind virus is inserted which makes you sing endless hymns of praise to a vicious tyrant...mistermack wrote:You don't need to know. You're in a state of bliss, which as far as I can gather, is a bit like being totally stoned on heroin, but without the after affects.Rum wrote:This reminded me of something that occurred to me last night.
When you go to heaven do you get to know everything? I mean all the stuff that God knows (like I mean everything, right!). Do we get to know all of that or do you have to go to school up there? Or are you stuck with what you learnt about science and stuff down here on earth?
Blissful ignorance. Suit me sir.
Just a shame it's bollocks.
Sort of like living in the times of the Kmer Rouge, but for all eternity...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
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