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Chinaski
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by Chinaski » Wed May 20, 2009 8:30 pm
leo-rcc wrote:FrigidSymphony wrote:That cover looks like it's a penis.
Freud would have a field day with you.
Strangely enough, I'm enough of a pervert for it to be an ongoing joke among my female classmates that I'm a self-analyzing freudian (I'm NOT).
But look at it! It's totally suggestive. The cracker could be the head/glans, the finger holding it the shaft, and the slightly teasing mouth opening to insert just screams BLOWJOB.
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Animavore
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by Animavore » Wed May 20, 2009 8:32 pm
I think we'll need to administer the electric shocks.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 20, 2009 9:17 pm
Animavore wrote:I think we'll need to administer the electric shocks.
I've already administered the bromide. Let's see if that does the job before we start frying his brain.
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by ebeth » Wed May 20, 2009 11:02 pm
FrigidSymphony wrote:leo-rcc wrote:FrigidSymphony wrote:That cover looks like it's a penis.
Freud would have a field day with you.
Strangely enough, I'm enough of a pervert for it to be an ongoing joke among my female classmates that I'm a self-analyzing freudian (I'm NOT).
But look at it! It's totally suggestive. The cracker could be the head/glans, the finger holding it the shaft, and the slightly teasing mouth opening to insert just screams BLOWJOB.
i'm just getting this mental image of you screaming BLOWJOB, and it's hilarious
but actually that's what i thought when i saw it too. thank you for being as messed up as i am
right now i'm re-reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and wishing i could carry wikipedia around in my pocket.
...i totally just realized people can do that. except i don't have the money for a phone with internet or an ipod touch or anything.
but still
*mindrape*
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leo-rcc
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by leo-rcc » Thu May 21, 2009 11:30 am
ebeth wrote:right now i'm re-reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and wishing i could carry wikipedia around in my pocket.
...i totally just realized people can do that. except i don't have the money for a phone with internet or an ipod touch or anything.
but still
*mindrape*
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by klr » Fri May 22, 2009 11:02 pm
The
Worst Journey in the World by Aspley Cherry-Garrard:
http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Journey-Wor ... 0786704373
... having just completed Roland Huntford's
Scott and Amundsen - The Race to the South Pole (aka
The Last Place on Earth)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Scott-Amundsen- ... 0349113955God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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by Dasein » Fri May 29, 2009 2:36 pm
Her hobbies include perspicacity and building models of the soul in lego.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 29, 2009 2:40 pm
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by Clinton Huxley » Fri May 29, 2009 2:47 pm
Excellent choices, sir, especially Worst Journey in the World. A legendary book of the heroic age of polar exploration.
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by Thinking Aloud » Fri May 29, 2009 3:41 pm
New Scientist - an article about female ejaculation.
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by Existentialist1844 » Fri May 29, 2009 3:53 pm
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."
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by klr » Fri May 29, 2009 11:03 pm
Re-reading
Downfall by Richard Frank:
http://www.amazon.com/Downfall-End-Impe ... 067941424X
It was out on loan to a trusted friend, although I wasn't so sure about his teenage son, to whom I had recommended it for a school project of his. His father has a larger military history library than me, but he didn't have this. Anyway, the book came back in one piece ...
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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by cowiz » Fri May 29, 2009 11:06 pm
Just started:
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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by Red Katie » Sat May 30, 2009 3:57 am
Society's Child, Janis Ian. For the second time.
"Her eye was on the sparrow. Her mind was on the dove,
But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
Her eyes are always hooded. Her claws are sharp as steel.
We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."
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by Animavore » Sat May 30, 2009 11:05 am
Pretty nifty.
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