Be a Christian!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's a great way to have more sects.

[Thinking Aloud]

I got more sects after I stopped.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I got more sects after I stopped.

Yep, but they all are divine, so that must count for something.

[Poto]

We're only into spiritual things. And baby powder.
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[Gawdzilla Sama]

We're only into spiritual things. And baby powder.

*waits for the "I'm only trying to make this forum better" line*

[Poto]

Well, it could use more Christians. I don't care for the Muslims. Do they even take showers? And use baby powder?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We need to work up a recipe for sock puppet pancakes.

[Poto]

Not a problem. I have survived the washing machines many times. Old shoes form leather you can eat, we are indestructible. Well, eventually we turn into lint, many years from now. Then the lint rises to sock puppet heaven.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Poto, can you tell us where the other sock went?

[Poto]

I threw him out. He was gay. I'm looking for someone big and strong and not like me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I threw him out. He was gay. I'm looking for someone big and strong and not like me.

Who likes an arm up his ass. Go back over the gay part, please.

[Poto]

We can't reproduce, I was made in the Philippines by some 16 year olds. But I have a pair of wool sock friends in the sock drawer where I sleep, without my hand. The wool socks remember when they were a sheep.