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Definition of atheism

Post by Jonesboy » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:33 pm

Like most of us, Atheists believe in voodoo, or AI as its called. That is, robots, the brain has functions, there is a sound in the forest, etc. In other words:

Atheism IS animism.

Has a belief in god got anything to do with atheism? Not really. With so many daft beliefs under their wing, the atheist claim that there is no god is like a belief that there isn't a milk bottle that is 22.5489 cm high - hardly a claim at all. The primary definition of atheism is that it is contemporary animism.

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Post by FBM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:35 pm

I really hope you can do better than that. :ddpan:
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Re: Definition of atheism

Post by tattuchu » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:38 pm

Is animism like bestiality? Because I like bestiality :ask:
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But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by FBM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:39 pm

tattuchu wrote:Is animism like bestiality? Because I like bestiality :ask:
Damn. Well played, sir. :clap:
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Post by stripes4 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:40 pm

Me too. I've shagged a few pigs in my time. :bored:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:40 pm

OP, I thought you were bored and leaving?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:43 pm

Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:OP, I thought you were bored and leaving?
Yep, I thought he had chucked us. :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:45 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:OP, I thought you were bored and leaving?
Yep, I thought he had chucked us. :coffee:
That made me chuckle.
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Re: Definition of atheism

Post by stripes4 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:47 pm

I see what you chucked there.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:48 pm

I'm about to up-chuck. Which would raise the tone of this thread.
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Post by FBM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:48 pm

stripes4 wrote:I see what you chucked there.
I would chuck more if I could.
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Re: Definition of atheism

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:49 pm

But would Chuck?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:56 pm

Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:But would Chuck?
He would. :ddpan:
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Re: Definition of atheism

Post by FBM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:59 pm

This thread is chucked up.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

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Re: Definition of atheism

Post by Feck » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:56 pm

What's up Chuck ?????


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