Herman Cain: It's Your Fault if You're Unemployed

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Really, when Seethe is on a roll I scroll.

[Seth]

The reason Seeth never cites his sources for things like the "18%" above is because he makes this shit up as he goes along. Don't let him.

Yeah, right. Go ask the IRS how much they require employers of servers to withhold from tips.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The reason Seeth never cites his sources for things like the "18%" above is because he makes this shit up as he goes along. Don't let him.

Yeah, right. Go ask the IRS how much they require employers of servers to withhold from tips.

See? No citation.

[Seth]

The reason Seeth never cites his sources for things like the "18%" above is because he makes this shit up as he goes along. Don't let him.

Yeah, right. Go ask the IRS how much they require employers of servers to withhold from tips.

See? No citation.

Do your own fucking homework.

[MrJonno]

Nope, not in the US, by and large. Nor should they be, because the customer is paying the server. The cooks and bussers get minimum wage (at least) because they don't work for tips. Only the servers work mostly for tips.

But in many restaurants servers are expected to "tip out" the cooks and bussers, usually about 3 or 4 percent of their collected tips. It's also good etiquette to do so, because if you (as a server) don't take care of the bussers and cooks, they can totally fuck your life up by (for example) bussing your tables last and screwing your orders up in subtle ways, like hammering out 10 orders all at the same time so you end up having to serve cold food. It's a very complex dance and the intrapersonal dynamics among the staff are quite important.

It's extremely dubious legally whether a server can even accept a tip (some companies specfically don't allow it), if a customer wants to wait till closing time and give money to the server outside then thats one thing but someone accepting a private business transaction on a business owner premises unless specifically permitted is basically outside any normal contract. There is definitely no automatic right to keep tips

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The reason Seeth never cites his sources for things like the "18%" above is because he makes this shit up as he goes along. Don't let him.

Yeah, right. Go ask the IRS how much they require employers of servers to withhold from tips.

See? No citation.

Do your own fucking homework.

You make this shit up and get whiney when you get called on it. Spoiled little brat that you are.

[Seth]

The reason Seeth never cites his sources for things like the "18%" above is because he makes this shit up as he goes along. Don't let him.

Yeah, right. Go ask the IRS how much they require employers of servers to withhold from tips.

See? No citation.

Do your own fucking homework.

You make this shit up and get whiney when you get called on it. Spoiled little brat that you are.

Fuck you sideways with a giant Saguaro cactus, dipshit.

Oh, by the way, I was wrong, it's8%not 18%. If the total reported tips by all employees are less than 8 percent of the reported gross receipts, the employer has to allocate the deficit among all tipped employees. Oh, and servers are of course required to report 100% of all tips on their returns, but virtually no one does.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Poor little guy certainly gets testy, don't he. Colic, I imagine.

[Seth]

Poor little guy certainly gets testy, don't he. Colic, I imagine.

Nah, just giving as good as I get, since there's no actual moderation taking place.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Poor little guy certainly gets testy, don't he. Colic, I imagine.

Nah, just giving as good as I get, since there's no actual moderation taking place.

So, you think that's actually the case?

[Jason]

If you're an incompetent putz, you're doomed to the lifestyle of incompetent putzes unless you can overcome your incompetence. That's just how it is. Nobody else owes you any other lifestyle, and you certainly have no right to take from others to provide the lifestyle to which you'd like to become accustomed. Might suck to be you, but that's what you get for being an incompetent, selfish, inadequate putz.

So, change your life or resign yourself to it.

That's inspiring. Have you thought about writing a self-help book? I think you may be the next Tony Robbins.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you're an incompetent putz, you're doomed to the lifestyle of incompetent putzes unless you can overcome your incompetence. That's just how it is. Nobody else owes you any other lifestyle, and you certainly have no right to take from others to provide the lifestyle to which you'd like to become accustomed. Might suck to be you, but that's what you get for being an incompetent, selfish, inadequate putz.

So, change your life or resign yourself to it.

That's inspiring. Have you thought about writing a self-help book? I think you may be the next Tony Robbins.

Learn to be highly impressed with your own bullshit. It would sell, sadly.

[Seth]

If you're an incompetent putz, you're doomed to the lifestyle of incompetent putzes unless you can overcome your incompetence. That's just how it is. Nobody else owes you any other lifestyle, and you certainly have no right to take from others to provide the lifestyle to which you'd like to become accustomed. Might suck to be you, but that's what you get for being an incompetent, selfish, inadequate putz.

So, change your life or resign yourself to it.

That's inspiring. Have you thought about writing a self-help book? I think you may be the next Tony Robbins.

What more do I need to write? Get with the program or wallow in misery, it's up to you.

[Tero]

So, change your life or resign yourself to it.

That's inspiring. Have you thought about writing a self-help book? I think you may be the next Tony Robbins.

It would just be a little plastic card, to carry in your wallet. " Change your life or resign yourself to it."

[Seth]

So, change your life or resign yourself to it.

That's inspiring. Have you thought about writing a self-help book? I think you may be the next Tony Robbins.

It would just be a little plastic card, to carry in your wallet. " Change your life or resign yourself to it."

Sage advice indeed, since only you can change your life.