'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position

[Tero]

If you have a copy of the Fargo movie these two girls do some fast pogo stick riding there in the sex scene. It is not on Youtube but these are the girls

[mistermack]

I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.

You make them sound like pet dogs.

And are you speaking from experience?

Well, I know that if you can get them to beg, you are doing something right.

[Clinton Huxley]

When Thatcher was on top, we nearly invaded Argentina.

[laklak]

I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.

You make them sound like pet dogs.

And are you speaking from experience?

The big difference is you can drop a dog off at the pound without giving them half of everything you own. Plus you can euthanize them.

[klr]

I'm not surprised.
There are some bloody big girls out there, and a lot of them aren't trained.

Women never used to expect an orgasm, it was their job to fake it. So once the man had done his business, it was time for bye byes.

Now they expect several. The dick isn't designed for that sort of work.

You make them sound like pet dogs.

And are you speaking from experience?

The big difference is you can drop a dog off at the pound without giving them half of everything you own. Plus you can euthanize them.

Yes, and dogs can be trained to bring you your slippers. What more does a man need?

[laklak]

I've never met a woman who would like my balls just because I smeared peanut butter on them. A dog, however....

[mistermack]

I've never met a woman who would like my balls just because I smeared peanut butter on them. A dog, however....

I vaguely remember some true life incident, where a man got so drunk he became unconscious, and when he came to, the dog had eaten his balls.

Can't remember any details, but I think it was a genuine event.