In Praise of Josh Timonen

[recursive prophet]

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DAMN, TA, you beat me to it!! I had something so similar in mind. Have to post this at TR.

[mozg]

The bottom line is that I personally am far more offended by Josh's 'handling' of this debacle than I am of the initial decision.

This dude could teach the course on How to Handle Shit Poorly And Look Like a Giant Cunt in the Process.

I thought I had seen some massively poorly handled shit in my time, but compared to Josh Timonen, they were all amateurs.

[Bella Fortuna]

It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.

[mozg]

It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.

To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.

[Bella Fortuna]

It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.

To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.

Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.

[ReverendClog]

I just got a nice truism about josh on to RD front page comments. Have at you, ballbag.
Its three lines from the bottom on the left of my post.

[Bella Fortuna]

Josh approves of this thread and laughs at your pain.


(perfect fodder for a lolJosh... just sayin')

[Calilasseia]

I've just taken a peek at this horrific image ...



Verdict: 50% Neanderthal, 50% wet behind the ears tea boy embodying the Peter Principle on a grand scale.

[SpokesGay]

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[Xamonas Chegwé]

Josh approves of this thread and laughs at your pain.


(perfect fodder for a lolJosh... just sayin')

Some small, four-letter word NEEDS to be photoshopped onto that badge...

[Calilasseia]

Just stamp a sparkly "H" on his head and turn him into Rimmer.

And I'll let you all play with this idea (and the word "Rimmer") however you wish.

[mozg]

It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.

To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.

Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.

In the near future, it'll show up in Urban Dictionary with like 65 entries complete with examples of using various forms of 'to Timonen' in a sentence. These examples will involve comparisons to things like the Hindenberg accident, the Challenger disaster, and the design that walkway at the Hyatt in Kansas City.

Then one day in the future your grandchildren will ask you 'Grama, I know that to Timonen something means that you have created a black hole of suck so powerful that it can destroy a small city within mere hours, thus rivaling the disappearance of Atlantis.. but surely there could never have been a real Josh Timonen. No human being could ever be that stupid and capable of breathing, right?'

And then you will have to tell your grandchildren the scariest thing that they will ever hear: Hell is not real, but Josh Timonen is.

[Bella Fortuna]

I've just taken a peek at this horrific image ...



Verdict: 50% Neanderthal, 50% wet behind the ears tea boy embodying the Peter Principle on a grand scale.

TA already did a good version of this a couple of pages back.

[Bella Fortuna]

It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.

To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.

Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.

In the near future, it'll show up in Urban Dictionary with like 65 entries complete with examples of using various forms of 'to Timonen' in a sentence. These examples will involve comparisons to things like the Hindenberg accident, the Challenger disaster, and the design that walkway at the Hyatt in Kansas City.

Then one day in the future your grandchildren will ask you 'Grama, I know that to Timonen something means that you have created a black hole of suck so powerful that it can destroy a small city within mere hours, thus rivaling the disappearance of Atlantis.. but surely there could never have been a real Josh Timonen. No human being could ever be that stupid and capable of breathing, right?'

And then you will have to tell your grandchildren the scariest thing that they will ever hear: Hell is not real, but Josh Timonen is.

[Bella Fortuna]

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