Creepy ass crackers and other colorful phrases

[Tero]

I haven't hung around minorities for a long time. Oh we do have African-americans at work, but they all speak proper English like Bill Cosby.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/cosby.asp

List some terms you have actually heard people use and the context. I don't want the googled sites that make slang dictionaries. If you catch something on Facebook, that is fine too. Quote the smallest part possible.

Not limiting to blacks, you can include other communities in the low income areas.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Welcome to St. Louis."

[FBM]

'Booger-eatin' moron' is still my favorite southernism. 'Slack-jawed yokel' is from the Simpsons, I guess, but I like it, too. '(Open) Mouth-breather' works.

[Tero]

My German friend Dieter lived in Oakland in th early 80s. His hobby was to pick up slang expressions. He called gays turd burglars. A descriptive but outdated word. He had a huge Chevy, his ghetto cruiser. He was akways avoiding some streets, afraid he would get "Swiss cheese effects", bullets, on the car doors. I think he invented the term.

There was an old man selling peanuts at the street corner, with loose dentures. I have forgotten Dieter's term for oral sex with the dentures out. Not sure he had the price even, for those services.

[Coito ergo sum]

wicked good

Fubar and snafu

[pErvinalia]

I like that example in your thread title. I suspect how it is supposed to be phrased, but the spelling in the articles at the time left it open to interpretation. Was he talking about a creepy-ass cracker, or a creepy ass-cracker?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"I'd drag my balls across five miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin can over the telephone."

[Tero]

Well rEv, sounds interesting, but cracker is a whitey, a slave driver.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Well rEv, sounds interesting, but cracker is a whitey, a slave driver.

"Georgia cracker", to be precise.

[laklak]

Busier than a three legged cat covering up shit on a marble floor. - Dad

Blue Gummed Buck - my racist Uncle, means "a dark skinned negro male"

Shit or get off the pot - Grandma

[FBM]

As fucked up as a football bat.
He was outta there like a hog on ice.
Split-tails and hardlegs.
Shaking like a dog shitting a peach seed.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

As fucked up as a soup sandwich.

His mom nailed his hats on when he was a kid.

He only has one bad habit, he's still alive.

[Robert_S]

From my elementary school: "I'mma knock you upside your brick."

From Tom Waits: "Kickin' your ass in a cold blooded fashion"

[Tero]

I just realized one reason red necks and blacks have conflicts. They both understand the words only too well. Educated folks will miss the meaning.

[FBM]

I tell you whut.